New President Grants First Interview Since Election
Future News: The new president, also the old president (in more ways than one), speaks out following his 2024 election victory. Are currently serving politicians getting too old … Read more
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Federal Inmate Donald Trump Announces for President
Future News! New federal inmate Donald Trump, boasting he’s the best prisoner ever, announces new run for president. Presently incarcerated at the Lewisburg Federal Penitentiary in Pennsylvania, now … Read more
Exclusive: Trump’s Missing 187 Minutes Revealed!
Former White House resident Donald Trump wants you to buy his latest Top Ten excuses about the missing 187 minutes! Donald Trump‘s failure to stop the insurrection may … Read more
How to Handle Your Ex-President
What to do when an ex-president is particularly immature and refuses to do what his electors want. Remember how proud you were when you first brought your new … Read more
