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Trump: “We’ve been speaking British for far too long,” signs executive order changing the official language to American. On Saturday, President Trump made good on one of his … Read more
By Tom Busillo New Trump Executive Order directs authorities to forcibly deport “defective” golf balls from his rounds at Bedminster. President Donald J. Trump yesterday signed an Executive … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The persistent problem of Original Sin through the ages was finally solved, thanks to the Dark Brandon. In his very last hour … Read more
Declares he can abolish anything he wants, since the Supreme Court granted him absolute power. Once he’s reinstalled in the White House, Donald Trump says he will abolish … Read more
Donald Trump derided Barack Obama during his campaign for using Executive Orders, but he has now become addicted to the handy shortcut. Donald J Trump has many tools … Read more
“This will be a tremendous constitution, the greatest ever, believe me,” said Trump at signing. According to minority President Donald J Trump’s latest Executive Order, signed today, the … Read more
