Local Woman Deletes Friend from Facebook
Social media giant Facebook shaken with the news A woman has deleted one of her Facebook friends, this writer has learned. “I was just tired of her shit. … Read more
Colonoscopy Serenade
What would you put on your colonoscopy mix tape? Retired cantor Janice Woltag Cohen just turned 50. We Boomers all know what that means. It’s Colonoscopy Time! Colonoscopy! … Read more
No Shutdown on Government ‘Selfies’
Selfish selfies just for themselves In turbulent times, a nation must look to those things that hold steady, remain true. Like the sailor’s northern star or the farmer’s … Read more
A Letter from Your Ever-Vigilant Friends at the NSA
Think of us at the NSA as your invisible friends Dear U.S. Citizen, Please accept our most egregiously sincere apologies here at the NSA for the difficulties and … Read more
Math Nerd Makes “Less Than” Symbol Her Facebook Profile Pic at Most Inopportune Time
Would Polly be equal to the firestorm her Facebook profile picture created? Polly Gonn, MIT class of 2012, recently updated her Facebook profile picture to one of her … Read more
Area Man’s Social Life Not as Impressive as Facebook Page Suggests
Amazingly, this Facebook profile may not be completely truthful To the untrained eye, Brit Crinkler’s profile page on the number one social networking site in the world—Facebook—comes across, … Read more
New Social Networking Site, AIDS, Spreading Rapidly
Experts agree social networking is contagious Mark Zuckerberg suddenly has more to worry about than Google+. A new social networking platform, AIDS (Aggregated Individuals in a Digital Sewer), … Read more
Ahmadinejad, Lonely, Creates Social Networking Site for Dictators
New social site big hit with anti-social dictators everywhere TEHRAN, IRAN – For Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, life as a dictator is starting to take its toll. His answer: FASCISTBOOK. … Read more
Mark Zuckerberg Begs Businesses to Quit Giving Him Free Stuff
‘Enough already with the gifts,’ says Facebook’s Zuckerberg, ‘and don’t Poke me either’ Ever since Mark Zuckerberg joined the ranks of the uber rich, he’s been receiving free … Read more
Twitter Goes Down, Productivity Spikes Worldwide
When people can’t express themselves on Twitter, there’s nothing left to do but work Twitter went down for an extended time the other day, sparking unrest, outrage and … Read more
