White House: ‘Kremlin-Style Press Pool Effective Immediately’
White House takes control of press pool away from WHCA, saying it will now be under the direction of Dr. Joseph Goebbels. Speaking to reporters “who have their … Read more
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Trump Acquisitions: An Update
Exclusive: a summary of the latest “big, beautiful” updated plans for Trump acquisitions around the world. In a recent news conference, President Donald Trump provided an update on … Read more
Mayor Adams Cedes Central Park Development Rights to Trump
In return, Mayor Adams is set to receive extra security and a preemptive pardon for any crimes committed as mayor. Sources close to the New York City Mayor … Read more
Secretive Changes are Taking Place while Citizens Bemoan Egg Prices
Forces embedded in Trump’s inner circle are leaking some of the most outrageous secretive changes yet to come. Mar-a-Lago, WPB, FL – 02-22-25 – Forces embedded in Trump’s … Read more
Federal Employees All Resign: Massive Email Hack
By Otto Controle Breaking: All federal employees have just resigned via email in the wake of cyberattack by notorious Red Panda. Washington, D.C. – The federal government is … Read more
Vet Denied Heart Operation Due to VA Cuts ‘Proud to Needlessly Die for My Country’
By Tom Busillo A veteran who was denied a life-saving heart procedure due to DOGE-initiated VA cuts says it’s okay, “I’m owning the libs!” Jeff Preeble has only … Read more
Kash Patel Appointed as Interim President of Ukraine
Kash Patel parroted his boss Trump, saying, “Ukraine started this war,” pounding his tiny fist angrily on his desk. Surprising even his closet political allies, President Donald J. … Read more
Trump and Zelenskyy to Settle Differences at WrestleMania
Presidential WrestleMania: winner between Trump and Zelenskyy will negotiate with Putin to end the war in Ukraine. US President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy are set … Read more
Slobovian President Set to Declare War Over Trump Tariffs and Inauguration Snub
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Leader reportedly livid and ready to declare war over Trump tariffs and lack of inauguration invite. SNN Senior Political correspondent George Washington … Read more
Pete Hegseth: Ukraine a ‘Failed, Delusional Nation’
Hegseth advises diplomats to come to terms with the reality of eventual Russian subjugation, “for the good of all.” Getting his feet wet as the newly-minted Secretary of … Read more
