Obama: Drone Strikes “Not Lip-Synced”
‘Drone strikes deaths performed live’ says prez WASHINGTON D.C. — Following the controversial lip-syncing performance by singing sensation Beyonce Knowles at the inauguration a couple weeks ago, a … Read more
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Justin Bieber Seeks Counseling after Suffering from Normal Thoughts
“I’m crazy, I’m nuts. Just the way my brain works. I’m not normal.” — Justin Bieber LONDON, ONTARIO — In a highly publicized press conference yesterday, Scooter Braun, … Read more
Axe-Wielding Hitchhiker Hero Inspires Copycats
Misfits nationwide take up ‘hitchhiker hero stereotype-defying’ mantle A homeless axe-wielding drifter turned out to be a hitchhiker hero this week, and is now inspiring copycats. Kai – the … Read more
Charlie Sheen to Run for President on ‘Winning’ Ticket
Politics: The obvious next move for the silver-tongued Charlie Sheen NEW YORK — In a surprising move yesterday, Adonis Charlie Sheen announced that he would run for POTUS … Read more
Woman Claims It Is What It Is Wasn’t What It Was
If it is what it is, why is it not what it seems? A New Jersey woman has brought charges against a local yoga instructor for misleading her … Read more
Glenn Beck Saves Show by Not Offering Job to Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin, half-term pundit, is still looking for a job God knows I love her, but we can’t have that kinda crazy around here. ~ Glenn Beck Glenn … Read more
Obesity Vaccine Wins FDA Approval
Fast Food: No Worries About Obesity Means Even More Bacon Options in Kids Meals Washington, DC – The Food and Drug Administration has given final approval on a … Read more
From COPS to Pot Farmers: How Reality TV Has Done a 360
COPS to Pot Farmers: How Reality TV Has Done a 360"/>Getting high on reality TV Everyone who is a fan of reality television knows that COPS is credited with being the first reality-based show on television. A staple … Read more
NRA Members Suffering from Selective Hearing Disorder
I SAID, “NRA MEMBERS SUFFERING FROM HEARING DISORDER”! Scientific study of NRA members shows they have a vacillating hearing problem, in which they hear certain things in clarity, … Read more
Why Assad Has No Problem Slaughtering His Own People
A psychological investigative group has been studying why trained, professional medical people have been able to turn their back on their helping of their fellow man and resort … Read more
