Santa Denied Entry into Arizona on Christmas Eve
Governor Jan Brewer and Sheriff Joe Arpaio join forces to deny Santa Claus Arizona Governor Jan Brewer and Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County have joined forces this … Read more
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This Just In: Romney Sophomoric Prank Cost GOP the White House
Son Tagg says Mitt Romney ran only to please him It was bad enough they spent a king’s ransom on trying to get him elected, but backers of … Read more
Enraged Citizens Storm Charlton Heston’s Grave, Tear Gun Out of His Cold, Dead Hands
Outraged citizens, incensed by the shredding of children’s bodies at Sandy Hook Elementary School last week by a crazy with an assault rifle, turned out in droves at … Read more
NRA Finds Right Man for Propaganda Ministry
NRA seeks to limit collateral damage (to themselves) The National Rifle Association (NRA), caught like a raccoon in the headlights by the shooting of grade school children, has … Read more
Most Churches Not Looking Forward to Rapture
The Rapture could adversely affect churches’ budgets, say pastors A recent survey of religious leaders from hundreds of Christian churches across the nation indicates a startling fact…they are … Read more
Pennsylvania Woman Hospitalized After Opening Gift Box Shipped by Sister
Helen Sewickly from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania is resting comfortably in Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow Memorial Hospital after receiving cuts and lacerations while opening a gift box she received … Read more
Operation Grinch: The War on Christmas
President Obama authorizes an escalation in the War on Christmas “The war on Christmas is very, very real…” — Bernard McGuirk, The O’Reilly Factor, December 6, 2012 An … Read more
World Nations, Fed Up, Build Wall Around Israel and Palestine
“Israel and Palestine aren’t the only ones with problems,” says spokesman A spontaneously assembled group of nations, tired of the constant turmoil coming out of Israel and Palestine, … Read more
With Mayan Prophecy Threatening The End on Dec 21, Washington Unites
‘We could never agree to compromise on our own. Thank the Mayan prophecy,’ says president The end of the world by drought and flood, caused by global warming, … Read more
John Boehner Suffering from ‘Walking Nervous Breakdown’
Doctor says it could be the key to understanding Boehner Sources close to the White House say that they would have a debt deal today if it weren’t … Read more
