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Election Day is almost here and two states, Arkansas and Massachusetts have ballot initiatives to legalize medical marijuana. What does this mean? It means pot is a smoking … Read more
Airports love any reason to confiscate stuff for ‘security’ — what’s next? Airports, seeking to get more money out of passengers exiting through their gates on international flights, … Read more
Can ‘Etch A Sketch’ debate format draw in more visually-oriented youth voters? In a nod to a Mitt Romney aide, who once said his boss’ campaign is “kind … Read more
John B. Gurdon is awarded the Nobel Prize, “the first to clone an animal, a frog.” — The New York Times, October 2012 Thanks to Dr. Gurdon’s groundbreaking … Read more
Acknowledges he’ll need many binders full of women to vote for him Mitt Romney has come under fire for his statement at the 2nd Presidential Debate that he … Read more
Barneys New York to build on successful transformation of Minnie Mouse and Daisy Duck Reeling from the success of making Minnie Mouse and Daisy Duck look like anorexic … Read more
Today’s busy lifestyles are beginning to take a toll on the angelic presence sent here to protect us, according to a Catholic priest who says he’s personally witnessed … Read more
We’re 77 percent sure this article will clarify things for about 47 percent of you The lines between the haves and have nots are still a bit blurry, … Read more
Iranian news agency reprint of spoof news raises serious questions about silly sites Note to readers: This article is an experiment in new software equipment that makes the … Read more
Romney: “Who deserves public support more, dumb ol’ Big Bird or Olympic star Rafalca?” Mitt Romney, feeling fine after his self-proclaimed stellar performance in the first presidential debate … Read more
