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“Israel and Palestine aren’t the only ones with problems,” says spokesman A spontaneously assembled group of nations, tired of the constant turmoil coming out of Israel and Palestine, … Read more
‘We could never agree to compromise on our own. Thank the Mayan prophecy,’ says president The end of the world by drought and flood, caused by global warming, … Read more
Doctor says it could be the key to understanding Boehner Sources close to the White House say that they would have a debt deal today if it weren’t … Read more
Vegas Billionaire Sheldon Adelson knows how to make money and he knows how to spend it, or so his financial advisors thought until they finished counting all the … Read more
The Mayan Calendar: Predicting the end of the world as we know it? We are now just about a month away from the end of the world, and … Read more
James Bond has had a rough life The Humor Times has succeeded in scoring the first ever interview with that icon of masculinity and daring-do, that virile epitome … Read more
Child stars have their limits: No Twinkies is beyond the pale Alana Thompson, the child star of the reality hit (by the lowest standards possible) series Here Comes … Read more
Newly re-elected Obama ever-optimistic, reaching out President Obama has asked the White House kitchen staff to order up a couple cases of Texas’ best Shiner Bock and to … Read more
More business-friendly environment sought Most Americans would agree that a split of the union would be disastrous. But another way to see it — as the newly formed … Read more
‘It’s a secede seed, see?’ says Sasess Shunn, secession expert The election is over. The winners won, and the losers lost. Time to move on. Learn to govern … Read more
