The Story Behind Trump’s Praise of Hannibal Lector
Could Hannibal Lector be the perfect cover for all the revenge Trump wants to exact? This reporter has finally discovered the story behind Donald Trump‘s reference to Hannibal … Read more
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MTG to Leave Congress for Another Job
Investigation: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she will soon leave Congress, as she has found a more suitable job. This reporter has recently verified the rumors that Marjorie Taylor … Read more
Trump Ponders His Choices in Republican Veepstakes
Presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump faces a crossroads in Veepstakes. With the GOP National Convention just two months away, presumptive Republican nominee and former President Donald J. Trump … Read more
Biden Nominates First Baby to Supreme Court
Lil Tommy is the first baby nominated to the Supreme Court, a “security blanket” for liberals on the bench. With sensitive man-baby Clarence Thomas planning to leave the … Read more
Social Justice Platforms Suggest New Holidays
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Certain groups have suggested a group of new holidays to reflect the essence of today’s “New America.” Madam Doctor Ophelia Yudamn Skippy, … Read more
Spring into Spring with New Delights from MAGA Marketplace
By Dan Berman A new MAGA marketplace offers anything and everything today’s conservatives might want or need. We are delighted, in this The Year of Retribution, to unveil our … Read more
Who is Lara Trump?
The scoop on the new RNC co-chair, Lara Trump. Wed to former President Donald J. Trump’s second eldest son, Eric, Lara Trump was named in March as RNC … Read more
Fashion Designer Creates Ultimate Protection from American Gun Violence
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A world-famous clothes designer says she has the answer to gun violence in America. SNN fashion reporter Insyde Ouwte says that in … Read more
Slightly Future News: Trump Locked Up
Shocking breaking news today, one week in the future: Trump locked up for violating gag order! Former President Donald J. Trump was sentenced to jail time on Monday, … Read more
Trump Comes Clean in Time Interview
He agreed to the Time interview provided that the periodical put him on the cover yet again. In a sprawling, three-hour interview conducted in Palm Beach, Florida with … Read more
