One Week Later, Where Is Mitt Romney?
Former candidate Romney can’t be reached; friends worry Matt Rock, PardonThePundit.com One week ago today, Americans headed off to the polls to pick which presidential candidate would hold … Read more
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This Just In: God Created Hurricane Sandy to Help Occupy Movement
In true Lazarus fashion, God raises Occupy from the dead Intrepid Reuters news reporters have uncovered evidence that the immense Hurricane Sandy, so huge that it was dubbed … Read more
Obama Says Karl Rove is Right About Him Suppressing the Vote
Karl Rove insists his Fox News rant has been vindicated President Obama, elated after his reelection Tuesday night, said today that Karl Rove was right when he said … Read more
Condescension … er … Concession Speech by Loser of Election for Dictator of America
R. Freed ran for dictator and lost — here he gives his concession speech In lieu of my humiliating defeat yesterday, as I vied with two lesser alleged … Read more
Christian Coalition Torn between Hating Obama and Fearing Armageddon
Founder Pat Robertson finding it difficult to re-focus after Obama victory The elections are over, Obama has won decisively, and now the Christian Coalition is at a crossroads. … Read more
God Gives His Endorsement Big Time
Sheer prayer volume annoys Almighty God We interrupt this website to bring you an important news development. God has appeared in the clouds above New York — the … Read more
My God No! It Can’t Be True! Stop the Election!
Warning: If the election goes as planned, something terrible may happen Oh my God!!!!!! Oh my God!!!!!!! Stop the presses! This is too big … Somehow, some way, … Read more
He Who Shall Not Be Named: Part 2
She Who Shall Not Be Named Mitch Couler, the Senior manager of the Romney campaign in the D.C. area, had recovered nicely from the seizures induced when he … Read more
U.S. Magazines Give Their Endorsements for President
Presidential endorsements from your favorite magazines Rolling Stone endorsement – “Jerry Garcia Man! He’d make the bitchiness President ever! Wait, what do you mean he’s dead?” Playboy – … Read more
Early Romney Voters in Ohio Asking for Do-Over After Sandy
‘Voter’s remorse’ strikes as real-world problems highlight differences between candidates Requests are flooding the Ohio Supervisor of Elections office in Columbus, Ohio from early voters who want their … Read more
