‘Smart’ Chewing Gum Could Put America on Top in Education
A new startup company by the name of PharmaPend is in the business of seeking out passed over and forgotten scientific patent filings and developing them into name-brand … Read more
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Monsanto Declares All Their GMO Crops Organic
‘We only splice organic genes’ says Monsanto CEO The biotech giant Monsanto today declared that all of their GMO (Genetically Modified Organism) crops are officially organic. “Since we … Read more
Photos of Mitt Romney in Tea Bag Speedo Emerge
Less than a week after Mitt Romney and his family returned from vacation in New Hampshire, photos have begun emerging showing a relaxed Mittster soaking up the sun … Read more
Bohemian Grove Gathering to Include Makeovers and Pillow Fights
This year, the infamous gathering at the Bohemian Grove will include activities for those unsalted crackers who want to embrace their feminine side The secret is out. This weekend … Read more
Republicans Not Sure Which Grover to Follow, Norquist or the Muppet
Republican lawmakers have been pretty gung-ho these past couple years to sign the Taxpayer Protection Pledge penned by Conservative Lobbyist and smarmy ringleader, Grover Norquist. The pledge essentially … Read more
Roberts v. Roberts
Conservatives quick to call Roberts a nut case In an unprecedented turn of events, Chief Justice John Roberts has been admitted to the psychiatric ward of George Washington … Read more
‘Penis Prologue’ Heats Up War of the Sexes in Michigan
A hastily written script entitled the “Penis Prologue” is scheduled to be read by Michigan Speaker James Bolger on the Michigan State Capitol steps Friday before hundreds of … Read more
Republicans Object to Obama Immigration Move as Blatantly Helping His Re-Election Chances
Making popular decisions in an election year gives him an unfair advantage, they charge Republican leaders in Congress today denounced President Obama’s move to change immigration policy as … Read more
Chemical Castration May Await Sandusky at Sentencing
An emergency sentencing guideline, dealing with punishment for child predators, is being pushed through the Pennsylvania Commission on Sentencing (PCS) today. It could allow the Judge in the … Read more
Mitt Romney Wants New Tour Bus Equipped with Gaydar
According to reliable sources, Mitt Romney is about to get a brand new tour bus, as his old one is falling apart and starting to smell a bit … Read more
