Rush Limbaugh Says Al Gore Not to Blame for His Shrinkage
Rush Limbaugh was unusually candid this week regarding the size of his penis. “They tell me it has something to do with Al Gore and his climate change … Read more
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Taking Away Cell Phones Best Crime Deterrent Ever
Tell criminals they can’t bring their cell phones to jail, and “they turn in to puddles of mush” Earlier this year, a circuit court judge from Omaha, Nebraska … Read more
Royal Family Fights Nudity With Nakedness
“Fighting fire with fire is the Royal Family way,” says the Queen A completely naked Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip summoned their grandsons and granddaughter-in-law Kate Midriffton … Read more
The DCPA’s New Rules for Cell Phone Abuse: Hang Up – or Be Hanged
“Distracted Walking”: Smartphones are now sending us to the Emergency Room – Nitasha Tiku, Observer.com The Department of Cell Phone Abuse (DCPA) was just instituted by New York … Read more
Caffeine Issue Wakes Up a Sleepy Campaign
“Mitt Romney joins other observant Mormons in shunning alcohol and caffeine.” — Associated Press, August 18, 2012 In an effort to jolt President Obama’s reelection hopes, Democrats are … Read more
40 Percent of ‘Loser 47 Percent’ Were Going to Vote Romney; Change Minds
‘I used to like how he made fun of everyone else, but then he called me a loser,’ says ex-fan, part of 47 percent. ‘That cinches it.’ Mitt … Read more
Romney Attempts to Explain Himself: ’47 Percent Just Not All That Exceptional’
Says only way he could get that 47 percent would be if he was a poor, gay, black Latino woman The Romney campaign is exploding this week and … Read more
Presidential Candidates Apt to Express Real Views Off-Camera, Study Shows
Better security called for, as presidential candidates’ true thoughts may be ‘too dangerous’ for public consumption A study in the prestigious scholarly journal Obvious Psychology Today has determined … Read more
The Romneys Tour Presidential Bunker, Are Appalled at Condition
With Mitt & Ann Romney in the White House, a Presidential Bunker extreme makeover would be in order As the elections draw near, word has it that Ann … Read more
Another Stock Market Crash Imminent? Top Ten Signs
Anyone keeping an eye on the stock market is probably wondering what with all the turmoil in the world, gas prices nipping at the heels of $4 a … Read more
