Revealed: Mitt Romney Would Prefer to Trade Places with Paul Ryan
Was his introduction of Paul Ryan as “the next president” actually a Freudian slip? Mitt Romney has asked the GOP to look into the possibility of trading his … Read more
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Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, Paul RyanâŠRyan OâNeal?
As we all know by now, Mitt Romney has selected Paul Ryan as his running mate. Many Republicans are coming forward and saying this is no coincidence due … Read more
Special Mattress Introduced in Anticipation of Romney/Ryan Win
If there is a Romney/Ryan administration, spooked Americans will need alternatives Master Mattress Mart, the third largest mattress firm in the United States, has just announced a brand … Read more
Obama Praises Papa Johnâs for Threatening to Raise Pizza Prices
Health-conscious presidential couple back Papa John’s decision The CEO and founder of Papa Johnâs Pizza, John Schnatter, has recently come out against Obamacare, declaring that if the Presidentâs … Read more
President Obama Relieved Catholic Cardinal Withdraws Invite to Al Smith Dinner
An invite prematurely sent to President Obama and GOP Presidential candidate, Mitt Romney to attend a traditional Al Smith Dinner hosted by the Archbishop of New York created quite … Read more
Pat Robertson Blames Lack of Belief in God on Atheists
‘Atheists would all go to hell, except they don’t believe in it,’ says televangelist After the tragic shooting at a Sikh temple near Milwaukee that left 6 people … Read more
Alex Jones Calls Mars Landing a Fake
Conspiracy theorist wastes no time debunking Curiosity Mars landing Alex Jones, a radio personality most noted for his conspiracy theories, has come out just hours after NASA announced … Read more
Mars Rover Curiosity Discovers Living Fossil
But with no intelligent life found yet, Curiosity set to continue mission Newt Gingrich pledged as a presidential candidate that if he was elected president, he would build … Read more
NRA Pushes for Individual Right to Possess Atom Bombs
Explosive new debate steals thunder from anti-NRA gun control activists The National Rifle Association (NRA) unleashed a new campaign to allow all American citizens their “God-given right to … Read more
National Satire Day Announcement Prompts Protest from Romney Campaign
Anti-satire effort backfires; prompts more satire It was announced Friday that President Obama has declared October 19 âNational Satire Day.â The date, for those unfamiliar with satire, is … Read more
