China Loses Millions as Vuvuzelas Banned from 2012 Olympics
Listen carefully and you’ll hear something you didn’t hear at the 2010 World Cup…the sound of silence. As many will remember, the plastic horn known as the vuvuzela … Read more
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Competing for the Olympic Vote
In Olympic Presidential Bloviating, competition is fierce Fresh off his trip abroad, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney accused President Obama of undermining America’s competitiveness in Olympic … Read more
Karl Rove Secret Plan Exposed: Replace Mitt Romney with Jeb Bush
Karl Rove is tired of playing nice guy. In fact, those closest to him know that he reached his limit with Mitt Romney long before he was even … Read more
Romney Calls Foul on Choice of First Presidential Debate Moderator, Katie Couric
While it hasn’t been officially announced, the Romney camp claims that they have been told by unconfirmed sources that the moderator for the first Presidential Debate set to … Read more
Romney, Flush With Success, to Extend World Tour
Wants to show more countries ‘How we roll in the US’ Mitt Romney, after triumphantly sharing his expertise with the Brits, promoting World War III in Israel, and … Read more
Ralph Lauren Apologizes to Mitt Romney for Chinese-Made Yarmulke
Romney blames Obama campaign Ralph Lauren has found himself in another tight spot this weekend when it was revealed that the yarmulkes he designed for Romney’s visit to … Read more
Royal Tweets Lend Air of Respectability to Commoner Pastime
The Queen tweets her way through London’s Opening Ceremonies LONDON — Through a little investigative journalism here, and a little bribe there, this reporter was able to obtain … Read more
Steroid Use Gets Satirist Banned from Covering 2012 Olympics
Johnny B. Rotten, a writer who makes his living making fun of the people who make the world an interesting place to live, has officially been banned from … Read more
First Suicide Bomber Union Formed In Iraq
Initial union meeting described as a ‘real blast’ Union-minded Iraqis today formed the Suicide Bombers Local #467 in Baghdad, but promptly had to look for a new union … Read more
Mark Zuckerberg Begs Businesses to Quit Giving Him Free Stuff
‘Enough already with the gifts,’ says Facebook’s Zuckerberg, ‘and don’t Poke me either’ Ever since Mark Zuckerberg joined the ranks of the uber rich, he’s been receiving free … Read more
