List of Prohibited Entities Grows Around Ground Zero
Fronts for Mexican invasion, British takeover, must be thwarted, says group The “Ground Zero Mosque” controversy around the site of the Twin Towers memorial in New York seems … Read more
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New, Improved Dispersant Released for Gulf and Beyond
Makers say new CorrectsIt® ‘will disperse all doubt’ The Nalco Company, makers of the dispersant Corexit® that was used by BP in the Gulf of Mexico to disperse … Read more
Ancient Facebook posts discovered!
We didn’t create these, but we don’t know who did, otherwise we’d credit them. Enjoy…
Banks to Join With Wall Street to Purchase New Government
Old one causing ‘buyer’s remorse,’ say CEOs NEW YORK – CEO’s from the nation’s top banks and Wall Street financial firms confirmed rumors today that they plan to … Read more
Obama to Make Mel Gibson Gov’t Intermediary to BP
‘Tell ’em what we really think of their fake top hats, Mel!’ prez orders A Humor Times exclusive WASHINGTON – Saying that no one else can tell off … Read more
Convert Gulf Into World’s Largest Oil Tank?
Proponents say it’ll make U.S. number one oil exporter A Humor Times exclusive report GULF OF MEXICO – “We’ve reached the end of our rope,” said BP representative … Read more
Republicans Filibuster Roll Call
GOP emboldened by 41-seat ‘Super Minority’ A Humor Times exclusive WASHINGTON — Claiming to be saving America from the Dems’ “socialist agenda,” Republicans broke historic new ground in … Read more
NBC to Put Leno and O’Brien on Rotating Schedule
‘We’re the most innovative network in television’ says executive A Humor Times Special Report A new twist in the late-night television drama at NBC was announced today, as … Read more
Insurance Companies Say Public Option Not Covered
Insist it must be killed to save patient A Humor Times special report Lobbyists for private health care insurance companies say that the public option in the Obama … Read more
America Repels Alien Attack on Native Soil
Invaders target nation’s lawns, requiring “Shock and Awe” strategy, say experts A Humor Times special report When pundits debate national security in the media these days, they’re usually … Read more
