Romney Chooses Running Mate: ‘My Enforcer, Ted Nugent’
‘If they don’t like it, they can suck on this!’ said Nugent, holding his trademark machine gun Mitt Romney shocked political pundits everywhere when he named Ted Nugent … Read more
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BofA On the Brink, But Still Not Yours (Yet)
Dow Jones posts fake release for two hours; bank gets fake website blacklisted, briefly Bank of America executives, investors, and opponents alike reacted with surprise to yesterday’s newsâposted … Read more
Jeff Lewis: Attacked by the Ghost of Joan Crawford with a Wire Hanger?
Bravo personality, Jeff Lewis, is feeling much better today after spending the better part of last night in a bathtub filled with hot water and Epsom salts to … Read more
Look in the Sky…It’s Mayor Cory Booker!
Recently released FBI statistics show that crime in Newark New Jersey has plummeted 75 percent, ever since Mayor Cory Booker began his one-man night patrols around the once … Read more
Political Activist Group Petition Drive Runs Amok
The Political Activist Group âMaking Changeâ is reaching out to their contributor base, asking for ideas for new petitions to keep the heat on Washington and Wall Street. … Read more
States Unwittingly Promote Masturbation by Prohibiting Gateway Sexual Activity
SALT LAKE CITY – In a poll taken of students in several states including Utah and Wisconsin, where new laws have been enacted to promote abstinence only as a way to prevent unwanted pregnancies, it was discovered that masturbation has sharply increased…
Scott Walkerâs Wife Withholding Sex Over War on Womenâs Rights
MADISON – Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is a little âblueâ these days since his wife decided to take a stand against her husbandâs continuing attack on womenâs rights.
At the annual Maple Bluff Garden Club meeting on Friday, the first lady of…
Transcript Obtained: FBI Interviews Terror Suspect
Terror Suspect claims to be just a soccer fan, but suspicions remain Exclusive Humor Times Special Report, by Isaac Blum The following transcript was leaked to this reporter … Read more
Mitt Romney Keeping Several Offshore Wives in the Cayman Islands
Authorities in the Cayman Islands are remaining mum after reports have surfaced this week indicating that in addition to the large sums of money Mitt Romney has stored in bank accounts in the Cayman Islands, he also has a mansion which houses multiple …
Detroit Board of Education Stunned by Student Revolt
DETROIT – Top educators in Detroit are scratching their heads and wondering how they could have missed the fact that their city schools are filled with kids who actually want to learn.
Their first and only clue came last Thursday when about 50 students…
