Insurance Companies Say Public Option Not Covered
Insist it must be killed to save patient A Humor Times special report Lobbyists for private health care insurance companies say that the public option in the Obama … Read more
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America Repels Alien Attack on Native Soil
Invaders target nation’s lawns, requiring “Shock and Awe” strategy, say experts A Humor Times special report When pundits debate national security in the media these days, they’re usually … Read more
Joe the Plumber Reports: Understanding the Israel-Palestine Conflict
Exclusive to the Humor Times TEL AVIV – As you probably know, I, Joe the Plumber, decided to go to Israel to find out the Truth that the … Read more
Obama Invites GOP to White House for “Healing”
Invitation says ‘Come on over after the Inauguration, let’s patch things up’ President-Elect Barack Obama continued with his “unification” theme this week by sending invitations to all congressmen, … Read more
Obama: U.S. Too Big to Fail
Reassures “nattering nabobs of negativity” CHICAGO, IL – With the U.S. economy seemingly disintegrating right before our eyes, President-elect Barack Obama is anxious to get his new team … Read more
Plaxico Burress Not Faster Than Speeding Bullet
‘Still faster than any other receivers, bullet in my leg or not’ he claims Plaxico Burress, wide receiver for defending the Super Bowl champions New York Giants, issued … Read more
Paulson Details Plan to Rescue Billionaires
>WASHINGTON, D.C. – Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson today reassured nervous rich people that they will not be forced to endure under-$1000-a-bottle wine, smaller yachts or fewer mansions, saying, … Read more
Mad McCain Denounces Angry Left
Head nearly explodes as he rants WASHINGTON, DC – John McCain continued on the offensive today, deriding the “angry left” for being so darn disagreeable. “Those freakin’ crybabies, … Read more
Palin Heals the Sick, Raises GOP from the Dead
Says she’s ready to bring peace & prosperity to world WASILLA, AK – Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, who many Republicans hail as the second coming of the Virgin … Read more
Global Warming Declared Big Success
>As Arctic opens up, Bush declares “Mission Accomplished” Still-President George W. Bush declared “Mission Accomplished” today in the fight to open up more oil fields. “The melting arctic … Read more
