Convert Gulf Into World’s Largest Oil Tank?
Proponents say it’ll make U.S. number one oil exporter A Humor Times exclusive report GULF OF MEXICO – “We’ve reached the end of our rope,” said BP representative … Read more
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Republicans Filibuster Roll Call
GOP emboldened by 41-seat ‘Super Minority’ A Humor Times exclusive WASHINGTON — Claiming to be saving America from the Dems’ “socialist agenda,” Republicans broke historic new ground in … Read more
NBC to Put Leno and OāBrien on Rotating Schedule
āWeāre the most innovative network in televisionā says executive A Humor Times Special Report A new twist in the late-night television drama at NBC was announced today, as … Read more
Insurance Companies Say Public Option Not Covered
Insist it must be killed to save patient A Humor Times special report Lobbyists for private health care insurance companies say that the public option in the Obama … Read more
America Repels Alien Attack on Native Soil
Invaders target nationās lawns, requiring āShock and Aweā strategy, say experts A Humor Times special report When pundits debate national security in the media these days, theyāre usually … Read more
Joe the Plumber Reports: Understanding the Israel-Palestine Conflict
Exclusive to the Humor Times TEL AVIV ā As you probably know, I, Joe the Plumber, decided to go to Israel to find out the Truth that the … Read more
Obama Invites GOP to White House for āHealingā
Invitation says āCome on over after the Inauguration, letās patch things upā President-Elect Barack Obama continued with his āunificationā theme this week by sending invitations to all congressmen, … Read more
Obama: U.S. Too Big to Fail
Reassures ānattering nabobs of negativityā CHICAGO, IL – With the U.S. economy seemingly disintegrating right before our eyes, President-elect Barack Obama is anxious to get his new team … Read more
Plaxico Burress Not Faster Than Speeding Bullet
āStill faster than any other receivers, bullet in my leg or notā he claims Plaxico Burress, wide receiver for defending the Super Bowl champions New York Giants, issued … Read more
Paulson Details Plan to Rescue Billionaires
>WASHINGTON, D.C. ā Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson today reassured nervous rich people that they will not be forced to endure under-$1000-a-bottle wine, smaller yachts or fewer mansions, saying, … Read more
