Mad McCain Denounces Angry Left
Head nearly explodes as he rants WASHINGTON, DC ā John McCain continued on the offensive today, deriding the “angry left” for being so darn disagreeable. “Those freakin’ crybabies, … Read more
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Palin Heals the Sick, Raises GOP from the Dead
Says sheās ready to bring peace & prosperity to world WASILLA, AK ā Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, who many Republicans hail as the second coming of the Virgin … Read more
Global Warming Declared Big Success
>As Arctic opens up, Bush declares āMission Accomplishedā Still-President George W. Bush declared āMission Accomplishedā today in the fight to open up more oil fields. āThe melting arctic … Read more
Defeating Wasp Army Living In Pillows Top Issue Among Schizophrenic Voters
Pillow wasps major concern for many voters. A survey released today by the Getty Research Institute found that schizophrenic voters are most concerned about a growing army of … Read more
China Promises Full Access to Parts of the Internet During Olympics
>Spokesman reassures reporters on human rights as wellBEIJING ā After initially promising completely unfettered access to the internet for reporters during their stay for the Olympic Games, China … Read more
All Environmentally Sound Energy Projects Put on Hold Pending Environmental Review
>Bush administration sites āecological concernsā A Humor Times Special Report DENVER ā Faced with mounting numbers of proposed alternative energy plants, the federal government has placed a moratorium … Read more
Republicans Promote āGiant Domeā Bill
A Humor Times Special Report Republicans stood in lock-step recently to filibuster S.3036, the Climate Change Bill, saying they had āa better idea.ā āDemocrats think in terms of … Read more
Crazy Preachers Unite to Form New Political Party
Claim God listens only to them Jeremiah Wright, Barack Obama’s former pastor, announced today that a “holy dozen” group of pastors, preachers, rabbis and clerics have joined together … Read more
Subprime Lender Reduced to Lending to Homeless for Cardboard Box Homes
>A major subprime lender, Loans4You, which was not quite major enough to get a bailout from the government like Baer Sterns did, has “found new life” making loans … Read more
Sacramento Kings Float New Arena Plan
Opponents counter that the scheme is ‘all wet’ SACRAMENTO, CA ā In a surprising development in the controversy regarding a new sports arena in Sacramento, a novel solution … Read more
