Trump Touts Eugenics as ‘Key to the Future’
Trump endorses eugenics as the “greatest party platform ever.” In an effort to offset criticism that the 2024 Republican party has no platform, presumptive presidential candidate Donald J. … Read more
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New Poll of Lonely Shut-ins with Landlines Who Answer Phones Shows Trump with Slight Lead
Polls consistently show slight lead for former prez: “We love those patriots who still use landlines, don’t we?” said Trump. A new poll from Ipsos Facto Reuters shows … Read more
Trump Sues Bruce Springsteen for Copyright Infringement
Former President files suit in a Manhattan court for copyright infringement against rock and roll legend Bruce Springsteen. Former President Donald J. Trump has filed suit for copyright … Read more
Breaking Sports News: Tombs of the Original Baseball Gods Unearthed
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A world-famous explorer has discovered the tombs of the Original Baseball Gods. SNN Executive Sports Editor and former MLB batboy Phil Phoulballze … Read more
Senator Katie Britt Plays a Cruel Political Game to Exploit a Mexican Rape Victim
Poor Senator Katie Britt, Republican from Alabama, set up by her party’s operatives to do the GOP’s televised SOTU response. Poor Senator Katie Britt, Republican from Alabama. She … Read more
To Lure New Voters, Trump Sings the Hits
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Donald Trump’s new campaign strategy is a musical effort to lure new voters. “I’m really a groovy guy to git down wit… … Read more
Trump Lauds GOP Pol Mark Robinson as “MLK on Steroids”
Mark Robinson is greater than MLK, proclaims the “world’s biggest expert on MLK,” as Trump refers to himself. Despite the North Carolina Republican gubernatorial candidate’s long, colorful history … Read more
Biden Dissembles in State of the Union Address
An honest, on-site account by our conservative reporter, as Biden dissembles during SOTU. By Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent Gasping and coughing and stuttering disgracefully, faux President Joe … Read more
Future News: Trump Delivers Own Keynote Address at RNC
Normally reserved for a political “up and comer,” Trump gave the July, 2024 RNC keynote address himself. Tossing tradition to the wind, 2024 Republican presidential nominee Donald J. … Read more
Politicians Who Lose Should Have to Give Back Campaign Donations and Worse, Says Artificial Ignorance Entity Candidate
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) 2024 presidential candidate Artificial Ignorance Entity Hoiman says losers should return the money raised, and much worse. In a recent interview with … Read more
