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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) As Co-President, Elon Musk says he will acquire Canada and Greenland and give them to the US. SNN Political Finance correspondent Moe … Read more
Trump plans to discard long-accepted federal holidays, supplanting them with those of his own choosing. With one stroke of his presidential pen, soon-to-be President Donald J. Trump will … Read more
Our Conservative Capitol Correspondent interviews Tom Homan, former ICE director who Trump has nominated as ‘border czar.’ By Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot: … Read more
New government policies authored by Musk forbid telecommuting from Mar-a-Lago. Donald Trump must work in the White House Oval Office every weekday as President and there will be … Read more
New games are “flying off the virtual shelves,” says Elon Musk of “Trumprisk” and “Trumpopoly.” President-elect and former president Donald J. Trump, in cahoots with mega-rich-guy Elon Musk … Read more
The new canals will be the “best ever,” says the President-elect, and way bigger than “pipsqueak” Panama’s. Panama has rejected Donald Trump’s contention that the United States has … Read more
The Trump Presidential Library: After his own books and the “God Bless the USA Bible,” what else is good enough to put in it? Last week a settlement … Read more
In an effort to get Americans to think about him 24/7, Trump makes the case for his face on Mount Rushmore. Donald Trump says he’s calling on the … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) To help police our lawless skies, a generous offer of drone eating weapons and technology. Unlike what’s happening in American skies, unidentified … Read more
In response to Biden’s pardon of his son, the President-elect promises to issue pardons “so fast it will make Joe’s head spin.” In response to President Joe Biden’s … Read more
