Arabella’s Dictionary
A thoroughly modern, irreverent dictionary for your edification. Budtown: Dating site for losers. Folks join Budtown who are thrice divorced, delight in recidivism and keep beer in the … Read more
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The Rise of the Seagull: ‘It’s like something out of a Hitchcock movie’
Seagulls have attacked Michael D. Higgins, the president of Ireland, and he plans to strike back. According to the Merriam-Webster dictionary, a seagull is “a large, common, usually … Read more
Same-Sex Marriage = Same-Day Carnage
Will the legalization of same-sex marriage destroy the world, as pundits claim? An alien invasion. Labor camps for heterosexuals. Man-dog marriage, followed by man-dog babies… If you think … Read more
Rachel Dolezal: A Case of Intentionally Mistaken Identity
Rachel Dolezal: A Case of Intentionally Mistaken Identity “If it’s okay for Caitlyn Jenner to identify as a woman, why can’t Rachel Dolezal call herself black?” tweeted Pharrell … Read more
Scandal Street: Bill Cosby Sings with the Muppets
Bill Cosby discusses the word ‘surprise’ and sings with the Muppets on Sesame Street With Donald Trump making fresh sexual assault allegations against Bill Cosby last week, an … Read more
99 Problems But a B#tch Ain’t One
Rumpled Foreskin, the novelist and short story writer, has just released a new book called The Jewish Man: Cynicism and Pessimism. The winner of the Pulitzer Prize in … Read more
Sam Harris: A Sensationalist Creationist
Leading religious critic turns creationist, renounces atheism In a shocking interview with Bill O’Reilly on Fox News yesterday, Sam Harris announced he is now a creationist, renouncing atheism — much … Read more
