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In a stunning reversal, President Trump is set to nominate his favorite security blanket as Homeland Security chief. President Trump is expected to nominate his security blanket as … Read more
Negotiations stall between Senate Republicans and Democrats over a controversial limit on federally-provided thoughts and prayers. Days of talks between Senate Republicans and Democrats saw negotiations stall as … Read more
Buoyed by support from the president, Michigan protesters have demanded the fast food giant to bring back the beloved menu item permanently. After demonstrating against Michigan Governor Gretchen … Read more
Amid criticism from Big TP, Trump has invoked the Defense Production Act, ordering the mass manufacture of bidets. President Trump on Thursday invoked the Defense Production Act to … Read more
Mental health disaster: The severity of the effect the president’s speech patterns have on the nation may actually be underestimated, says NIMH. Citing several recent studies on anacoluthon, … Read more
It’s not just Perry who thinks that Trump is the Almighty’s Chosen One. Note: If you are reading this you are among the chosen ones. In an interview … Read more
Electors have had to give up their former posh lifestyles and join the Federal Witness Protection Program. Life is not easy for any of the 538 Electors from … Read more
Sources say Kim Jung-un to require secret conditions be met before historic meeting. Informed sources reveal that North Korea’s Kim Jung-un will require that several secret conditions be … Read more
Reports of VP Mike Pence leaving an NFL game over ‘taking a knee’ protest missed the point. INDIANAPOLIS — Two things anger Vice President Pence more than taking … Read more
Health care: Same thing, over and over again WASHINGTON — Members of the press and public alike have been patiently awaiting the emergence of Donald Trump from the … Read more
