Donald Trump: ‘Obama Worst Boy Scout Ever’
“Excuse me, have you ever seen the President lead a cabinet meeting in singing ‘Michael Row Your Boat?’” – Donald Trump In his latest salvo directed at President … Read more
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7.5 Million Sign Up for Health Care; Coincidentally, 6 Million Share Biden’s IP Address
Joe Biden deflects praise for amazing health care numbers, saying, “It was nothing, really.” Of the 230 million people over the age of 18 living in America, approximately … Read more
Scientists: Newton and Galileo Were Psychotic — Massive Textbook Recall Foreseen
“I’m no Einstein, but I know wacko when I see it,” says scientist of Einstein, Newton and Galileo. A group of 142 leading scientists and psychiatrists have published … Read more
Margie Phelps to Pose for Playboy
Don’t let the daughter of the late Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps’ spread fool you. In a stunning reversal of past actions, Margie J. Phelps, the daughter … Read more
Study: Reading Books Seriously Undermines Brain’s Ability to Enjoy TV
Casually reading books can lead to habitual reading, study warns. A new report was released by the Television Scientists of America last week. It shows the overlooked negative … Read more
The Rainbow Comes Out as Heterosexual
The rainbow, international symbol for their movement, shocks gay community In what is being hailed as the most highly viewed TV moment of all time, the Rainbow came … Read more
Appalachian Man Doesn’t Need Neck Tattoo
Mowing: Good. Neck Tattoo: Bad. Shane Fannin doesn’t need a neck tattoo to stand out. In fact, he says his unique personality suits him just fine. “I like … Read more
Cleveland Browns Suggest “Personal Best Bowl” Once in a While
Personal Best Bowl could be good for morale In a highly publicized press conference yesterday, Cleveland Browns owner Jimmy Haslam discussed his recent meeting with NFL commissioner Roger … Read more
Valentine’s Day: Recently Divorced Woman Happy with Cats
Love the one(s) you’re with on Valentine’s Day, be they human or feline! Meet Angela Minter, a recently divorced 43-year-old woman whose husband left her for a much … Read more
North Korea Will Scrap Nukes on One Condition: “Give Us Flappy Bird”
Flappy Bird was “Supreme Commander’s favorite” In the middle of yesterday’s high-level talks between the two Koreas — a country at war with itself since the early 50s … Read more
