Google CEO Apologizes for Inserting Creepy Subliminal Message into Search Engine

Google CEO Apologizes for Inserting Creepy Subliminal Message into Search Engine

“I am grieved at my own sophomoric actions.” – Google’s Larry Page MOUNTAINVIEW, CA — Larry Page, co-founder and CEO of the mammoth search engine known to the … Read more

Jay Leno Working on 5 Minute Set in Hopes of Getting Booked at First Comedy Open-Mic

Jay Leno Working on 5 Minute Set in Hopes of Getting Booked at First Comedy Open-Mic

“We’ll see if Jay Leno is ready to take it to the next level,” says booker Thursday, February 6 2014 was Jay Leno’s last time hosting NBC’s “Tonight … Read more

Richard Sherman Screams at Snow, Scares It Into Melting, Saves Super Bowl

Richard Sherman Screams at Snow, Scares It Into Melting, Saves Super Bowl

The sports world has Richard Sherman to thank, again While practicing for the upcoming Super Bowl held at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey, Seattle Seahawks cornerback … Read more

Bernie Madoff Almost Opted for Less Criminal ‘Fonzie Scheme’

Bernie Madoff Almost Opted for Less Criminal ‘Fonzie Scheme’

“I was in love with two things: money and Arthur Fonzerelli.” — Bernie Madoff NEW YORK — In a surprising series of revelations yesterday, former investment tycoon and … Read more

Americans Find Common Ground with Irreconcilable Divisions

Americans Find Common Ground with Irreconcilable Divisions

U.S. loves winning hate prize Hate really is a powerful thing.  Powerful enough to divide a house, but apparently, under the right circumstances, strong enough to bring it … Read more

No Shutdown on Government ‘Selfies’

No Shutdown on Government ‘Selfies’

Selfish selfies just for themselves In turbulent times, a nation must look to those things that hold steady, remain true.  Like the sailor’s northern star or the farmer’s … Read more

Man Takes Day Off Work to Help ABC with TV Ratings Dip

Man Takes Day Off Work to Help ABC with TV Ratings Dip

Beleaguered network needs all the help it can get boosting TV ratings In view of the disconcerting drop in the number of people watching ABC’s fall line-up, local … Read more

Melting Glaciers Making Really Nice Ice Cubes for the Inuit

Melting Glaciers Making Really Nice Ice Cubes for the Inuit

Inuit determined to make the best of disappearing glaciers GREENLAND — Glaciers located at the Earth’s poles continue to melt at a remarkable rate, alarming both scientists and … Read more

Family Van Swallowed Up by Mysterious Quicksand Near Daytona Beach

Family Van Swallowed Up by Mysterious Quicksand Near Daytona Beach

Quicksand ruins family vacation, girl’s memories New Smyrna Beach, FL – Tragedy marked the beginning of Memorial Day weekend in New Smyrna Beach, when late Saturday afternoon, a … Read more

Jack Nicholson Mistaken for Regular Crazy Old Curmudgeon

Jack Nicholson Mistaken for Regular Crazy Old Curmudgeon

This time Jack Nicholson wasn’t actually playing a curmudgeon NEPTUNE CITY, NJ — Silver screen legend Jack Nicholson, best known for his performances in movies such as The … Read more

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