Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/13/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Barron Trump, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/16/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Republican effort to “Defund the FBI,” doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
Trump’s ‘Fraudian Slip’ During FBI Mar-a-Lago Raid!
In an unprecedented “Fraudian Slip” during the Mar-a-Lago raid, Trump admitted to taking home 15 boxes of Goya Refried Beans! Exclusive Transcript of the Mar-a-Lago Raid: TRUMP ‘They … Read more
Trump Murders Server Over Extra Pickle in Big Mac
Former prez kills McDonald’s employee at 5th Avenue restaurant over Big Mac, boasting he won’t lose voters among his base. Donald Trump strangled a McDonald’s employee to death … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/14/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about flight attendants, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
FBI: Marjorie Taylor Greene a Russian Agent
QAnon-Russian Connection: Was Marjorie Taylor Greene replaced by a Russian agent? An anonymous source within the FBI has provided some astounding news regarding both QAnon and Marjorie Taylor … Read more
Matt Gaetz’s Stunning ‘Big Boy’ Connection!
In a shocking revelation, the FBI confirms that Matt Gaetz really is “Big Boy” Shoney! The FBI has finally acknowledged what many have long suspected: that Florida Congressman … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/16/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/9/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
Crime in the Suites
Why would your average politico, elected with corporate campaign dollars, hound his corporate sponsors for “crime in the suites”? There’s a “crime in the suites” wave underway in … Read more
