The Sphinx Speaks
Breaking his two-year vow of silence, Bob Mueller, aka the Mighty Sphinx, spoke to the country. And we were honored. Breaking his two-year vow of silence, Special Counsel, … Read more
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Operation Varsity Blues: Rich Is as Rich Does
Colleges involved in the Operation Varsity Blues scandal announced internal investigations destined to get to the bottom of things somewhere near the turn of the next century. Stop … Read more
FBI Investigation: Kavanaugh Failed to Reach Own Goals, Drank Just 97 Kegs of Beer
Explosive new revelation: total kegs of beer don’t add up. Explosive new revelations emerged today about Judge Brett Kavanaugh, whose nomination to the Supreme Court was confirmed by … Read more
Trump and Kavanaugh Team Up in Joint Oval Office Rant
Trump learns new literary references in Oval Office rant with SCOTUS nominee. White House staffers have nicknamed the Oval Office “The Steam Room.” Why? This is where, behind … Read more
Birthday Boy
Happy birthday, baby! The investigation extraordinaire is now one whole year old. We now offer up a few choice words concerning the Continuing Investigation Being Conducted by Special … Read more
Exclusive! Robert Mueller Has Further Questions Beyond the 49
Besides the 49 questions you’ve heard about, Robert Mueller’s Special Counsel investigation has many more, and we have the exclusive list! Robert Mueller has many questions for the president. … Read more
Trump Zombies
The Trump Zombies have no doubts about their glorious leader. The followers of Donald Trump are many things. Loyal, rabid, focused, committed, single-minded, self-righteous, rabid, and oblivious. And … Read more
March Madness in the White House
A sampling of incidents gone down thus far in the White House March Madness. And once again the crowd goes wild with a bad case of March Madness. … Read more
From Bipartisan to Treasonous
“Treasonous” Dems neglected to stand and applaud during the boasts and exaggerations of Trump’s amazing, tremendous, fabulous speech! During the State of the Union Address, President Donald Trump … Read more
Plea Deals: Termites of Justice
The FBI traditionally offers peripheral players plea deals, working inward like termites of justice. The initial grand jury indictments in special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation have dropped like … Read more
