Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/9/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
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Crime in the Suites
Why would your average politico, elected with corporate campaign dollars, hound his corporate sponsors for “crime in the suites”? There’s a “crime in the suites” wave underway in … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Senator Mitch McConnell and Senator Chuck Schumer
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Republican Senator Mitch McConnell and Democratic Senator Chuck Schumer. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The … Read more
The Sphinx Speaks
Breaking his two-year vow of silence, Bob Mueller, aka the Mighty Sphinx, spoke to the country. And we were honored. Breaking his two-year vow of silence, Special Counsel, … Read more
Operation Varsity Blues: Rich Is as Rich Does
Colleges involved in the Operation Varsity Blues scandal announced internal investigations destined to get to the bottom of things somewhere near the turn of the next century. Stop … Read more
FBI Investigation: Kavanaugh Failed to Reach Own Goals, Drank Just 97 Kegs of Beer
Explosive new revelation: total kegs of beer don’t add up. Explosive new revelations emerged today about Judge Brett Kavanaugh, whose nomination to the Supreme Court was confirmed by … Read more
Trump and Kavanaugh Team Up in Joint Oval Office Rant
Trump learns new literary references in Oval Office rant with SCOTUS nominee. White House staffers have nicknamed the Oval Office “The Steam Room.” Why? This is where, behind … Read more
Birthday Boy
Happy birthday, baby! The investigation extraordinaire is now one whole year old. We now offer up a few choice words concerning the Continuing Investigation Being Conducted by Special … Read more
Exclusive! Robert Mueller Has Further Questions Beyond the 49
Besides the 49 questions you’ve heard about, Robert Mueller’s Special Counsel investigation has many more, and we have the exclusive list! Robert Mueller has many questions for the president. … Read more
Trump Zombies
The Trump Zombies have no doubts about their glorious leader. The followers of Donald Trump are many things. Loyal, rabid, focused, committed, single-minded, self-righteous, rabid, and oblivious. And … Read more
