Trump Grants Clemency to Al Capone
The new/old prez promises a posthumous pardon to the late notorious Chicago “so-called gangster” Al Capone. In the wake of President Donald J. Trump’s issuance of full and … Read more
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Trump Warned Not to Try Fleeing to Venezuela Illegally
Trump is not welcome without the right papers, says president of Venezuela. Donald Trump will be an illegal alien if he attempts without the proper authorization to enter … Read more
Biden: Donald Trump Voters Guilty of Aiding and Abetting a Felon
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Biden: ‘Anyone who votes for Donald Trump will be guilty of aiding and abetting’ a convicted criminal. According to SNN criminal … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Unqualified Immunity
Donald Trump should be given unqualified immunity from the presidency. Trump vows to get even if it destroys the country. Republicans refuse to step on lunatic attack toes. … Read more
