A World Cup Controversy
Former White House resident Donald Trump declares a World Cup controversy “like none you’ve ever seen.” On December 3rd Netherlands defeated the United States 3-1 in a FIFA … Read more
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Super Bowl LIII Update: Sneak Preview of NFL Official Sponsors
Memorandum: Super Bowl LIII – Consider a Wider Range of Official Suppliers Date: January 12, 2019 From: NFL Properties, Committee on Suppliers and Sponsors To: National Football League … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/2/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
FIFA: From Greed and Power to a Prison Shower
Partying FIFA officials rudely interrupted Cyndi Lauper’s Girls Just Want To Have Fun at full volume, over-the-top displays of bromance, playful pillow fights — just a regular night for FIFA officials. … Read more
Americans Confused: Germany Scored One Touchdown to Beat Brazil, 7-1?
Germany won the football game, but how did Brazil score their extra point? The American public was shocked yesterday to hear that Germany’s football team successfully defeated host … Read more
World Cup Hemorrhaging Fans Due to Math Skills Prerequisite
Figuring out who advances just too much for many World Cup fans Every four years, the World Cup fan base gets smaller and smaller. The reason: mathematics. FIFA … Read more
FIFA Condemns Cannabilism, Ruminates on Luis Suarez
FIFA chews over action against Luis Suarez RIO DE JANEIRO — FIFA today issued a statement soundly rejecting cannibalism “whether on the field or off,” and ordered Uruguayan … Read more
