In Wake of Latest Assassination Attempt, GOP Leaders Vow to Change Laws
Cries to revamp gun laws have arisen from both Trump and DeSantis in wake of second assassination attempt. On July 1, 2023, Florida became the 26th U.S. state … Read more
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Local Adult Baby Earns Spot on Olympic Whining Team
The adult baby had only one serious competitor, fellow Floridian Donald Trump, with his “Witch Hunt” routine. SARASOTA, FL — In the end, it was Stuart Walters’ floor … Read more
Should Congress Honor Donald Trump with a Medal, a Statue… or What?
Republican Congress critters want to kiss up to their convict-in-chief by giving him the Congressional Gold Medal, among other insane things. Here’s a member of Congress with too … Read more
DeSantis Takes Stand on Florida Advanced Placement Courses
Gov. Ron DeSantis, not very advanced, wants limits on the Advanced Placement (AP) studies program in Florida. Gov. Ron DeSantis declared Thursday that the embattled Advanced Placement (AP) … Read more
DeSantis to Open Anti-Wokeland Amusement Park
The Florida governor says that his “Anti-Wokeland” will rival Disney World and eventually put it out of business. In his continuing war with Disney World, Governor DeSantis has … Read more
‘Stop Woke’ Legislation Spawns New Education Standards in Florida
The “Stop Woke Act” seeks to enlighten students to the “fact” that slaves learned “trades or skills” that proved useful to them. New standards approved by the Florida … Read more
Secession: A Robust History Continues
Talk of secession in America is still alive and well. Although the 1860s and the American Civil War are more than 150 years in the rearview mirror, talk … Read more
Polls, Picks and Politics: Trump Holds Impromptu Press Conference
Trump answered reporters’ questions at an impromptu press conference held at his Mar-a-Lago estate. Donald Trump’s last presidential poll ratings, conducted by Gallup over the period from January … Read more
DeSantis Announces New Anti-WOKE Law
New birth control regulations in latest DeSantis anti-WOKE law. Governor DeSantis called a press conference to announce the latest anti-WOKE law that he is proposing. Here is the … Read more
Trump Names DeSantis Drag Laureate
Donald Trump declares Gov. Ron DeSantis the Sunshine State’s unofficial drag laureate. He won’t be the first in the U.S., but owing to action taken by his presidential … Read more
