‘American Names Only,’ Declares Trump, Vowing to Rename California and New Mexico

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The President-elect says all U.S. cities and states should use “American names” only, and says he’ll enforce it by executive order if necessary. The names of the states … Read more

In Wake of Latest Assassination Attempt, GOP Leaders Vow to Change Laws

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Cries to revamp gun laws have arisen from both Trump and DeSantis in wake of second assassination attempt. On July 1, 2023, Florida became the 26th U.S. state … Read more

Local Adult Baby Earns Spot on Olympic Whining Team

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The adult baby had only one serious competitor, fellow Floridian Donald Trump, with his “Witch Hunt” routine. SARASOTA, FL — In the end, it was Stuart Walters’ floor … Read more

Should Congress Honor Donald Trump with a Medal, a Statue… or What?

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Republican Congress critters want to kiss up to their convict-in-chief by giving him the Congressional Gold Medal, among other insane things. Here’s a member of Congress with too … Read more

DeSantis Takes Stand on Florida Advanced Placement Courses

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Gov. Ron DeSantis, not very advanced, wants limits on the Advanced Placement (AP) studies program in Florida. Gov. Ron DeSantis declared Thursday that the embattled Advanced Placement (AP) … Read more

DeSantis to Open Anti-Wokeland Amusement Park

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The Florida governor says that his “Anti-Wokeland” will rival Disney World and eventually put it out of business. In his continuing war with Disney World, Governor DeSantis has … Read more

Polls, Picks and Politics: Trump Holds Impromptu Press Conference

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Trump answered reporters’ questions at an impromptu press conference held at his Mar-a-Lago estate. Donald Trump’s last presidential poll ratings, conducted by Gallup over the period from January … Read more

DeSantis Announces New Anti-WOKE Law

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New birth control regulations in latest DeSantis anti-WOKE law. Governor DeSantis called a press conference to announce the latest anti-WOKE law that he is proposing. Here is the … Read more

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