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Exactly which deities are these “thoughts and prayers” being offered to, anyway? The long overused but handy expression used by countless soulless politicians and supposed sympathizers when trying … Read more
C’mon, world, we’re just trying to be funny with our “fake news” pieces, you’re not supposed to make them real! A fake news article on this site posted … Read more
Florida: The Farcical State After an employee of Florida’s environmental protection department was sentenced to seventy lashes and a mental health evaluation for violating Governor Rick Scott’s ban … Read more
“They can’t fool me, I’ve seen ‘Reefer Madness!’” – Gov. Rick Scott Florida Governor Rick Scott says he is on the side of the law that says “No” … Read more
Has Florida gone too far this time? No, they did that a long time ago. That’s it. Over. Finished. Done with Florida. Consider our long-distance love affair officially … Read more
How many really think that a big black man with a gun killing a skinny white kid with Skittles would not have received a guilty verdict? Supporters of … Read more
If the bar is fear of imminent harm, many Florida whites feel that in the presence of any black man, especially since the trial TALLAHASSEE, FL — Fresh … Read more
Replaces Voting Rights Act with Katherine Harris Acts By Greg Palast They might as well have burned a cross on Dr. King’s grave. The Jim Crow majority on … Read more
Quicksand ruins family vacation, girl’s memories New Smyrna Beach, FL – Tragedy marked the beginning of Memorial Day weekend in New Smyrna Beach, when late Saturday afternoon, a … Read more
Sure, fracking may cause whole cities to disappear down sinkholes, but at least we’ll be able to heat the homes that are left with our own gas TAMPA, … Read more
