Life Imitates Art: Once Again, Fake News Predicts the Real Thing
C’mon, world, we’re just trying to be funny with our “fake news” pieces, you’re not supposed to make them real! A fake news article on this site posted … Read more
Florida
Calling Clichés ‘Old Hat,’ Florida Seeks to Ban Them
Florida: The Farcical State After an employee of Florida’s environmental protection department was sentenced to seventy lashes and a mental health evaluation for violating Governor Rick Scott’s ban … Read more
Governor Rick Scott Just Says No to ‘Dopeheads’ in Florida
“They can’t fool me, I’ve seen ‘Reefer Madness!’” – Gov. Rick Scott Florida Governor Rick Scott says he is on the side of the law that says “No” … Read more
Florida: 7 Rows of 7 Stars
Has Florida gone too far this time? No, they did that a long time ago. That’s it. Over. Finished. Done with Florida. Consider our long-distance love affair officially … Read more
Reverse the Races, and the Verdict Would Be Reversed
How many really think that a big black man with a gun killing a skinny white kid with Skittles would not have received a guilty verdict? Supporters of … Read more
Confused Florida Residents Seek Clarification on Legality of Killing Blacks
If the bar is fear of imminent harm, many Florida whites feel that in the presence of any black man, especially since the trial TALLAHASSEE, FL — Fresh … Read more
Ku Klux Kourt Kills King’s Dream Law; Voting Rights Act Neutered
Replaces Voting Rights Act with Katherine Harris Acts By Greg Palast They might as well have burned a cross on Dr. King’s grave. The Jim Crow majority on … Read more
Family Van Swallowed Up by Mysterious Quicksand Near Daytona Beach
Quicksand ruins family vacation, girl’s memories New Smyrna Beach, FL – Tragedy marked the beginning of Memorial Day weekend in New Smyrna Beach, when late Saturday afternoon, a … Read more
Massive Sinkhole Threatens to Rip Florida in Half
Sure, fracking may cause whole cities to disappear down sinkholes, but at least we’ll be able to heat the homes that are left with our own gas TAMPA, … Read more
