‘Bacon in Every BLT!’ Campaign Promise Makes Pigs Nervous
“A Chicken in Every Pot” was a catchy slogan back in the day – but so is the orgasmic mouth-watering comfort food bacon in a BLT! No one … Read more
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Guess Your Neighbor’s Political Party by Their Choice of Debate Snacks
Watch your tight-lipped neighbors gravitate to their own comfort food debate snacks on Harris/Trump Debate Day! But before you sit down with your neighbors breaking bread & crockery … Read more
‘Petty Four Crimes’: Getting My Just Deserts!
Just deserts: Busted! Busted at an ‘All You Can Eat Buffet’! Getting my just deserts: Confessions of a Foodie! In a past life, my late husband & I … Read more
Katie Britt: New Cooking Show a Big Hit with Passive Aggressives
Cooking tips from a new TV Show starring Senator Katie Britt makes you want to whip someone (I mean, something) up! If you watched President Biden’s ‘Cognitive Test’ … Read more
Top 10 Giuliani Wish List Clauses Santa Can’t Refuse!
American’s fallen Mayor, Rudy Giuliani seeks help from Santa with his big unrepentant Giuliani Wish List! Dear Santa, Okay, you caught me in a bad year! Last year wasn’t so … Read more
What if Johnny Depp & Ex Were Jewish and Had a Food Addiction Instead?
What if he had a food addiction instead? Johnny Depp’s cry for help in Court: “Who wants to look like a Fat Pirate?” As charming actor Johnny Depp … Read more
Top 10 Foods That Are Just Like Sex!
Just like sex: A racy list of edibles that’ll keep you coming back for more! Okay, these “like sex” foods are just suggestions…on a slow News Day…other than … Read more
Bob Dylan Made Some Quarantine Couscous
A Humor Times exclusive! Bob Dylan shares his recipe for Quarantine Couscous. “I contain multitudes” — Bob Dylan A storm sits on the horizon’s edge. A violent tempest. … Read more
