Happy Valentine’s Day (+2)
Happy Valentine’s Day, to the woman that means more to me than a lot of stuff. Dear Rita, Please forgive the tardiness of this email, my sweet. Charlie … Read more
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Foodologist: Food to be AI-Generated by Next Century
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) World famous foodologist says that by the next century most of the food consumed on earth will be AI generated. In her … Read more
CrockerCon 2024: Visit the Humor Times Booth!
Swing by our booth at CrockerCon 2024 and peruse back issues while hanging out with the Humor Times editor and staff. CrockerCon is back, celebrating all things comics, … Read more
‘Petty Four Crimes’: Getting My Just Deserts!
Just deserts: Busted! Busted at an ‘All You Can Eat Buffet’! Getting my just deserts: Confessions of a Foodie! In a past life, my late husband & I … Read more
Short on Cash, Mar-a-Lago Dinner Parties Go Bare Bones!
Donald Trump is cutting back on the Steak & Ice Cream at his Mar-a-Lago dinner parties. Remember Trump’s fancy Dinner Parties at Mar-a-Lago where he served his “beautiful … Read more
Katie Britt: New Cooking Show a Big Hit with Passive Aggressives
Cooking tips from a new TV Show starring Senator Katie Britt makes you want to whip someone (I mean, something) up! If you watched President Biden’s ‘Cognitive Test’ … Read more
What if Johnny Depp & Ex Were Jewish and Had a Food Addiction Instead?
What if he had a food addiction instead? Johnny Depp’s cry for help in Court: “Who wants to look like a Fat Pirate?” As charming actor Johnny Depp … Read more
Top 10 Foods That Are Just Like Sex!
Just like sex: A racy list of edibles that’ll keep you coming back for more! Okay, these “like sex” foods are just suggestions…on a slow News Day…other than … Read more
Doing Good Business in the Food Economy
Companies big and small in the food economy are blazing a different path through Wall Street’s jungle of greed. A cadre of business school economists, high-tech speculators and … Read more
To Bust Monopoly Power, Start with Dinner
No longer just a parlor game, monopoly is what’s for dinner. No longer just a parlor game, monopoly is what’s for dinner. Practically every commodity and every step … Read more
