New Redskins Moniker Needed: The Washington Treaty Breakers?
The Washington Redskins may need a new name – we’re here to help. You don’t hear much about the U.S. Patent & Trademark Office. And that, my friends, … Read more
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World Cup Hemorrhaging Fans Due to Math Skills Prerequisite
Figuring out who advances just too much for many World Cup fans Every four years, the World Cup fan base gets smaller and smaller. The reason: mathematics. FIFA … Read more
FIFA Condemns Cannabilism, Ruminates on Luis Suarez
FIFA chews over action against Luis Suarez RIO DE JANEIRO — FIFA today issued a statement soundly rejecting cannibalism “whether on the field or off,” and ordered Uruguayan … Read more
How to Watch the World Cup
World Cup watching advice, American style The refrain has echoed across the globe our entire lives. “The World Cup is the most exciting sporting event on the face … Read more
From Farm Workers to Cheerleaders, We’re all in This Together
NFL Cheerleaders need us to cheer for them It doesn’t take an IQ much higher than room temperature to realize that it’s way past time to raise America’s … Read more
Cleveland Browns Suggest “Personal Best Bowl” Once in a While
Personal Best Bowl could be good for morale In a highly publicized press conference yesterday, Cleveland Browns owner Jimmy Haslam discussed his recent meeting with NFL commissioner Roger … Read more
Angry Broncos Fan Creates Newer, Better Peyton Manning on Madden 25
New, improved Peyton Manning can beat Seahawks any time Following the Denver Bronco’s blowout loss to the Seattle Seahawks in the Super Bowl, 34-year-old Bronco fan Chad Hall … Read more
Richard Sherman Screams at Snow, Scares It Into Melting, Saves Super Bowl
The sports world has Richard Sherman to thank, again While practicing for the upcoming Super Bowl held at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey, Seattle Seahawks cornerback … Read more
The Ultimate Fantasy Football: What if it was Packers vs Seahawks in the 2014 Super Bowl?
Super Bowl Ultimate Fantasy: What if? Far beyond the reaches of normal men’s consciousnesses there exists a part of the etheric worlds where what could have been can … Read more
A New NFL-Jewish Lexicon
The NFL needs a new lexicon that Jews can relate to. We’re here to help. Football still hasn’t won the hearts and souls of the Children of Abraham. … Read more
