Google Becomes Main Source of Knowledge in Universe; God Steps Down
Could God really be calling it quits? Accumulating a huge mass of knowledge in its 17 years of existence, the internet giant Google has officially made itself the … Read more
Fox News
BBC’s Clarkson: The Newest Face of Fox News
“I can’t wait to have him kicking and screaming here at Fox News, quite literally.” – Roger Ailes Following the BBC’s announcement that longtime broadcaster Jeremy Clarkson‘s contract … Read more
White House Down
It ain’t just the Secret Service partying at the White House Beer pong, flip cup, pill-popping, cocaine solution-drinking and womanizing. No, this is not just an average day … Read more
Bill O’Reilly Shoots Own Foot to Prove He’s Seen Combat
“I think this proves once and for all that I saw combat.” – Bill O’Reilly The controversy continues over whether or not the O’Reilly Factor host, Bill O’Reilly, … Read more
Brian Williams Moving to Fox News
‘Nobody here gets fired or suspended for not telling the truth – nor will Brian Williams’ – CEO Roger Ailes NBC news anchorman Brian Williams will be moving … Read more
Concerned Fox News Hosts Unsure if Shows Qualify as Satire
Bill O’Reilly: “If what we do is satire, you can bet we do it better than anyone else.” NEW YORK CITY – Alarmed Fox News hosts recently engaged … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/2/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/17/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/6/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/18/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
