Biden DOJ Busses Jan. 6 ‘Tourists’ to Fox News Headquarters
January 6th “tourists” were transported to Fox headquarters with a promise of jobs. The U.S. Department of Justice bussed scores of Jan. 6 “tourists” to Fox News headquarters … Read more
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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Fever
Trump’s looney tune gives Republicans dunce fever Trumpworld is teaming with Oaf-Keepers. MAGA demands the right to remain violent. “Proud Boy” Roger is Trump’s goose-stepping Stone. Nixon gave … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: All the President’s Menace
It was all the President’s menace that lit the fuse. January 6th represents Donald Trump’s insurrectile dysfunction. The Big Lie: A fiction for a faction. Trump’s “Election Defense … Read more
BREAKING: Supreme Court Leak Caused by Brett Kavanaugh
In yet another strange abandoned laptop incident, it was revealed that the infamous Supreme Court leak was Brett Kavanaugh’s fault. Associate Justice Brett Kavanaugh accidentally leaked the explosive … Read more
Plant-Based Beer and Bug Burgers: It’s What’s for Dinner
Larry Kudlow, Fox News television personality and pretend economist who plays one on TV, complains about “plant-based beer.” Big Meat did a collective knee jerk this spring when … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/16/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Big Bird, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Weary of Criticism, Biden Mobilizes Fox News Team
“Since they know so much better” President Biden mobilizes Fox News for immediate deployment in Kabul. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Stating that he was tired of … Read more
Trumpless White House Causes Downfall of Major News Outlets
With the White House now Trumpless, times are hard for purveyors of news, as their gravy train chugs into the distance. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) According … Read more
Fox News Headliners Adjust to Changed Roles Under New Owner Jeff Bezos
Bezos has set radically new roles for Fox News headliners since his surprise takeover of the network. In a hurriedly called press conference, Jeff Bezos has announced that … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Surrounding the Coroner
We’re not rounding the corner, we’re surrounding the coroner! It’s always darkest before the “Don” — because he’s not very bright. For Trump, reality is a know-no. Jumping to … Read more
