Trumpless White House Causes Downfall of Major News Outlets
With the White House now Trumpless, times are hard for purveyors of news, as their gravy train chugs into the distance. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) According … Read more
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Fox News Headliners Adjust to Changed Roles Under New Owner Jeff Bezos
Bezos has set radically new roles for Fox News headliners since his surprise takeover of the network. In a hurriedly called press conference, Jeff Bezos has announced that … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Surrounding the Coroner
We’re not rounding the corner, we’re surrounding the coroner! It’s always darkest before the “Don” — because he’s not very bright. For Trump, reality is a know-no. Jumping to … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: T-P For Bungholes!
Trump-Pence 2020 is T-P for bungholes! Trump wants to fix everything. Starting with the election. It’s people like him that give people like him a bad name. Tea … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Presidential Schmuck-Down
There’s no debate, it’s a presidential schmuck-down! It’s a crime Trump’s deface of America. If only the president was as interested in suppressing the coronavirus as he is … Read more
God Denies Being Hurt by Joe Biden
God denied being hurt by Joe Biden on Sean Hannity’s show recently, but evidence suggests otherwise. In a rare interview, God appeared on Sean Hannity’s show on Fox … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Big Orange Tax Evader
A big orange tax evader is taking US for a ride! Under Trump, IRS stands for I Resist Scrutiny. Your tax returns to haunt you. Of course it’s … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Upon a Time
So you think you can dunce? Trump is like a breath of fresh err. Those who only chase after money eventually catch hell. Ignorance doesn’t know what it … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: A Serpent of the People
I saw a serpent who was snaked. In deceit of power there sits a liar Trump is awful. Of shit! I don’t understand how people don’t understand. There’s … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: An Unconventional Convention
The Republican’s convention lies in their contention. When it comes to giving speeches, Trump has always toad the line. The President’s big “hit” song: Damagin’ (All the People). … Read more
