This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump’s the Lyin’ King
…and Republicans are the cowardly lyin’. Why won’t the “president” stop Putin bounties on our troops? Fraud lies exposed. Trump’s always on a collusion course with Russia. The … Read more
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More News That’s Unfit to Print
Unfit to Print: So we’ll just put it online. Goya, Oh Boya At a White House event earlier this month, Goya Foods CEO, Bob Unanue, remarked that Americans … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: We Can’t Breathe, They Can’t Grieve
We can’t tolerate intolerance. The police suspects their victims. Don’t stand for taking this lying down! The Trump curse only makes things worse. Hardliners are always the biggest … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/26/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Great Dicktraitor
Dicktraitor Trump continues to lie… in bed with the Russians! Putin-Trump, throw out democracy. Our conclusion lies in collusion. Trump always seems tongue-tied to Russia. So queasy got … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews the Coronavirus Task Force
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews members of the newly formed Coronavirus Task Force. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Zero Tolerance for Racists
The racists grew some hate. Trump suffers from post-Obama trauma. When anger boils over it becomes hate. How is being a racist not racist? A cruel tea party … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump Rants to Own
To avoid ignorance, ignore rants. Not surprisingly, Trump has stoop-ed down to a new low. To deal with nothing, deny everything. If life gives you lemons, throw them … Read more
Trump Distancing
Free advice to help relieve stress in this tough time! Perhaps the most important one: Practice Trump distancing. Like you, I’ve been watching tons of news coverage of … Read more
Leprechauns Cancel St. Patrick’s Day Mischief & Shenanigans
Annual St. Patrick’s Day Shenanigan Festival canceled by unusually cautious Leprechauns amid coronavirus fears. Colin McCreedy, president of the International Brotherhood of Leprechauns and Wee People, has announced … Read more
