This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump Rants to Own
To avoid ignorance, ignore rants. Not surprisingly, Trump has stoop-ed down to a new low. To deal with nothing, deny everything. If life gives you lemons, throw them … Read more
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Trump Distancing
Free advice to help relieve stress in this tough time! Perhaps the most important one: Practice Trump distancing. Like you, I’ve been watching tons of news coverage of … Read more
Leprechauns Cancel St. Patrick’s Day Mischief & Shenanigans
Annual St. Patrick’s Day Shenanigan Festival canceled by unusually cautious Leprechauns amid coronavirus fears. Colin McCreedy, president of the International Brotherhood of Leprechauns and Wee People, has announced … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: With a Little Help From His ‘Friends’
Trump gets bought with a little help from his “friends.” Trump claims that the Mueller report totally exonerated him and he’s not wrong, he’s lying! With the facts … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Republican Sheep on the Lamb
Republican sheep heard shear madness! A GOP cover-up sweeps all of the dirt under a thug. You can always count on Trump to take a victory slap. It’s … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Aquitters Never Win
Aquitters who refuse to do their job should be fired! As the entire country watches, Republicans allow no witnesses. Am I nuts, or have we become a democrazy? … Read more
FTC Threatens Fox News with Heavy Fines
Simply using the word “news” in “Fox News” has been declared a “deceptive practice” by the FTC. In a surprise noontime press conference, the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) … Read more
Trump Orders Movie Version of ‘Unreadable’ Constitution
“It’s a disgrace that people are still expected to read this deep-state argy-bargy,” the President said, quoting Justice Scalia. “It’s time for a sexy movie version that real … Read more
Movie Review: “Bombshell”
Bombshell — a film review by Gary Chew I just finished a review on A Hidden Life. Turning now to this picture, also opening for our string of … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Christmas is a Time Forgiving
If you love Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it? There was a crooked man who walked a crooked mile… and then denied it! Trump is an … Read more
