Ariana Grande and Donuts: A Recipe for Controversy
Police departments across America are horrified by what Ariana Grande did to donuts. They are all also trying to confiscate a copy of the video. “This is not … Read more
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KKK Plans Labor Day with Bible Study and Cross-Burning Competition
Labor Day with the KKK promises “song, camaraderie and a generous helping of hate” Mississippi Burning, the Arkansas chapter of the Ku Klux Klan (KKK), has announced that … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/1/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Spider-Man and White Supremacy
A conspiracy theorist weighs in on the racist-ness of Spider-Man “Unlike Batman and Superman, Spider-Man is fake. He doesn’t exist. Not only that, but his adventures are fiction, … Read more
Rachel Dolezal: A Case of Intentionally Mistaken Identity
Rachel Dolezal: A Case of Intentionally Mistaken Identity “If it’s okay for Caitlyn Jenner to identify as a woman, why can’t Rachel Dolezal call herself black?” tweeted Pharrell … Read more
The Frat Pack: My Big Fat Greek Shitstorm
Fraternities were created with two noble practices in mind: excessive alcohol consumption and elitism After Sigma Alpha Epsilon’s ode to Donald Sterling, fraternities haven’t just had a controversial … Read more
‘Buggers’ Bush and Cheney Claim That Iraq Hardly Noticed Being Raped
Interviewed by Megyn Kelly, Bush and Cheney say they did almost nothing wrong. NEW YOR CITY – Soft-porn model and corporate shill Megyn Kelly – the blonde who put … Read more
Duggar Family Dispels Molestor Concerns
The Duggar interview removes all doubt about the safety of children in their sons care The Fox News show The Kelly Files interview this week with Jim Bob … Read more
Google Becomes Main Source of Knowledge in Universe; God Steps Down
Could God really be calling it quits? Accumulating a huge mass of knowledge in its 17 years of existence, the internet giant Google has officially made itself the … Read more
BBC’s Clarkson: The Newest Face of Fox News
“I can’t wait to have him kicking and screaming here at Fox News, quite literally.” – Roger Ailes Following the BBC’s announcement that longtime broadcaster Jeremy Clarkson‘s contract … Read more
