‘Impresario Trump’ Picks Kennedy Center Honorees from ‘Republicans Got Talent’

‘Impresario Trump’ Picks Kennedy Center Honorees from ‘Republicans Got Talent’

The president named himself Chair, so he gets to pick the Kennedy Center Honorees. Mark my words: The Trump personalized touch at the Kennedy Center will make our … Read more

Trump Poo Poos Resignation Suggestion, Bribes Roosters with Sexier Hens Instead!

Trump Poo Poos Resignation Suggestion, Bribes Roosters with Sexier Hens Instead!

Trump bristles at signing a Resignation Letter like Nixon, considers a Buy-Out! March 2025, Subject: Resignation Letter idea Dear Mr. President, Just so you know — this was … Read more

Why the Paddle Didn’t Rattle Trump: Melania’s Pre-speech Heckler Role Play!

Why the Paddle Didn’t Rattle Trump: Melania’s Pre-speech Heckler Role Play!

Top 10 pre-speech heckler taunts Melania threw at Donald the night before The State of the Union! TOP 10 Heckler-Proof Insults Melania Sprang on Donald to Toughen His … Read more

Dems Nixed Ideas: Who Thought Up the Friggin’ Paddles?

Dems Nixed Ideas: Who Thought Up the Friggin’ Paddles?

Here are the nine nixed ideas for the Democratic protest of Trump’s lies at the State of the Union Address. I can report the 9 nixed ideas because … Read more

Rewriting History, Again: Donald Trump

Rewriting History, Again: Donald Trump

Mr. Monday Morning Quarterback, never at a loss for lies, loves rewriting history! When I heard President Trump say “Ukraine started the war,” I had to report 9 … Read more

‘Napoleon Complex’ – Donald, Emperor-in-Waiting!

‘Napoleon Complex’ – Donald, Emperor-in-Waiting!

A ‘Napoleon Complex’ and ‘Antiques Roadshow’ Confidential Tell-All find: ‘Why I, Napoleon Bonaparte had my hand in my Jacket’ – Top 10 In 1804, Napoleon Bonaparte created the … Read more

GAZA: ‘From the Riviera to the Sea’ – Throwing Spaghetti Against the Wall!

GAZA: ‘From the Riviera to the Sea’ – Throwing Spaghetti Against the Wall!

Splat goes the Spaghetti – Past U.S. Presidents have also made off-the-wall erratic statements to see what sticks! Yes, many U.S. Presidents besides Donald Trump have thrown out … Read more

Exclusive: Trump Has His Hands in the U.S. Cookie Jar! Little Donnie #6

Exclusive: Trump Has His Hands in the U.S. Cookie Jar! Little Donnie #6

Don’t be fooled, emptying Federal Buildings & shaking the bushes is a cookie jar Power Grift Grab & Little Donnie’s mother saw it first! TOP 10 EXCUSES LITTLE … Read more

Little Donnie Wins ‘Milk Monitor’ for the 2nd Time!

Little Donnie Wins ‘Milk Monitor’ for the 2nd Time!

Little Donnie #5: Feeling omnipotent after a big landslide win as Milk Monitor a 2nd time, Little Donnie Trump struts his stuff in the classroom. MILK MONITOR: Back in … Read more

Rx: This Anxious Patient Needs a Bed Buddy for January 19th!

Rx: This Anxious Patient Needs a Bed Buddy for January 19th!

A ‘Walking Wounded’ follow-up Therapy Session for ‘Inauguration Anxiety’: bed buddy needed! Therapy Session #1 is under Doctor/Patient Confidentiality – but you can peek-in right here!  Therapy Session #2 ME … Read more

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