Gazing Into Our Fearful Future Will Take… Crystal Balls!
Here are the Top 10 Predictions for our fearful future – bound to turn a U.S. Optimist into a Canadian! Suddenly after one election, our whole world feels upside … Read more
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A Little Bit Country, a Little Bit DEMS: Music for the Walking Wounded!
This time, the DEMS are ‘the walking wounded,’ as I match soulful Country Songs to the shocking results of the 2024 Election! I’ve updated my 2018 article, “A … Read more
All I’ll Ever Need to Know is from 1940’s Movies!
Every Movie Lover loves to laugh and to learn all they need to know from films. Here’s what I learned from ‘The 40’s’! Old movies contain all you … Read more
Yours Truly Talks with the Man Upstairs!
Due to an inter-celestial news glitch, God finds himself out of the loop on Election Day! A conversation with the Man Upstairs. Caught in mid-prayer in my holey … Read more
‘Bacon in Every BLT!’ Campaign Promise Makes Pigs Nervous
“A Chicken in Every Pot” was a catchy slogan back in the day – but so is the orgasmic mouth-watering comfort food bacon in a BLT! No one … Read more
SHOCK Treatment: Top 10 Election Day Remedies to Snap Out of It!
Doctors throw Election Day shock treatment remedies against the wall to see which one sticks! After witnessing the shocking Election Day turn of events, Top Doctors give advice … Read more
Top 10 Phallicies About Arnold Palmer!
YOU decide what’s the truth vs what are “phallicies” about Golf’s Number 1 Member, Arnold Palmer! You see, some of Donald Trump‘s ‘shower’ fantasies about this Golf Champ … Read more
America’s Most ‘Useful Idiot’ Gets in a Russian Unemployment Line!
It’s November 6, 2024 and “useful idiot” Donald Trump gets in Russia’s Unemployment Line. In my 2017 Humor Times article Russia/U.S. Adjacent — A New Map is Born, … Read more
Trump’s Poll Numbers Are Up, but Who’s Counting?
New poll numbers may be Trump’s Wet Dream, but there are other ‘counts’ that are funnier! For example, check out these ‘poll numbers’: TRUMP’S RALLY COUNT – Always, always off … Read more
CrockerCon 2024: Visit the Humor Times Booth!
Swing by our booth at CrockerCon 2024 and peruse back issues while hanging out with the Humor Times editor and staff. CrockerCon is back, celebrating all things comics, … Read more
