‘Bacon in Every BLT!’ Campaign Promise Makes Pigs Nervous
“A Chicken in Every Pot” was a catchy slogan back in the day – but so is the orgasmic mouth-watering comfort food bacon in a BLT! No one … Read more
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SHOCK Treatment: Top 10 Election Day Remedies to Snap Out of It!
Doctors throw Election Day shock treatment remedies against the wall to see which one sticks! After witnessing the shocking Election Day turn of events, Top Doctors give advice … Read more
Top 10 Phallicies About Arnold Palmer!
YOU decide what’s the truth vs what are “phallicies” about Golf’s Number 1 Member, Arnold Palmer! You see, some of Donald Trump‘s ‘shower’ fantasies about this Golf Champ … Read more
America’s Most ‘Useful Idiot’ Gets in a Russian Unemployment Line!
It’s November 6, 2024 and “useful idiot” Donald Trump gets in Russia’s Unemployment Line. In my 2017 Humor Times article Russia/U.S. Adjacent — A New Map is Born, … Read more
Trump’s Poll Numbers Are Up, but Who’s Counting?
New poll numbers may be Trump’s Wet Dream, but there are other ‘counts’ that are funnier! For example, check out these ‘poll numbers’: TRUMP’S RALLY COUNT – Always, always off … Read more
CrockerCon 2024: Visit the Humor Times Booth!
Swing by our booth at CrockerCon 2024 and peruse back issues while hanging out with the Humor Times editor and staff. CrockerCon is back, celebrating all things comics, … Read more
Is Kamala Harris Qualified to be President?
Qualified? U.S. Presidents who didn’t read the ‘unwritten qualifying requirements’ & slipped thru the cracks! Indicted Trump lawyer John Eastman wrote in a 2020 op-ed that Kamala Harris’ … Read more
Calming Psoriasis in an Election Year: Top 10 Remedies for The 4 Year Itch!
Getting past imperfect election year Presidential & VP nominees & The 4 Year Itch! Top 10 Remedies to Calm Psoriasis in an Election Year! 10. Move to Canada! … Read more
Exclusive: Little Donny Debates His Weary Mother Before He Mutes Her!
Donald Trump loves a good debate & he started early: Notes from Mrs. Trump’s Diary on Little Donny! Part 2 – Excerpts from Mrs. Trump‘s Diary on Little … Read more
The Anatomy of a Photograph… My Back Story in Pictures
My Back Story: If a picture’s worth a 1,000 words – I owe you a couple funny words & an 8×10 Glossy! I believe there’s a story behind … Read more
