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Not quite Spiderman, Donald Trump eludes capture, flees thru his Bedminster Golf Course panting & counting his balls! Danelo Cavalcante, Pennsylvania prison escapee, eludes capture and is still … Read more
18+1 chained together until sentence do they part: It’s the Georgia 19! Sing “16 Tons” as we watch the Trial of the Century! As I watched Georgia’s Judge … Read more
Top 10 reasons why I was worried my own actions would put me on the dreaded Georgia indictment list, aka the Georgia Peach Pit List! Relieved not to … Read more
While in Office, Trump told VP Mike Pence he was ‘too honest’! See who else in history was honest too! Top 15: Who else in history was’ Too … Read more
The Melania Secret Diary reveals more than just Valet Walt Nauta’s Shoeshine Tips! Entries from the Melania secret diary: July 2023, Mar-a-Lago Dear Diary, Damn – it’s 2 … Read more
Skewed Rare Quotes from Historical Figures reveal ‘Back to the Future’ Moments! Part 1: Rare Quotes ABE LINCOLN: ‘I said 4 Stores & 7 frigin’ blocks from here … Read more
Analyzing Pinocchio: Losing his cred as the biggest liar, Pinocchio lies down on the shrink’s couch! Listen in to the soul-searching session analyzing Pinocchio led by Dr. Gotwood: DR. … Read more
Post-arraignment, Trump looks for Walt Nauta, his valet accomplice, but finds another lackey without a clearance! Back at Mar-a-Lago, Trump looks for an alternate clueless co-conspirator, as butler … Read more
After playing with Monopoly money all his life, Trump must now put his own money where his mouth is, including every mention of ‘E Jean Carroll’… That’s right, … Read more
The Great Pretender George Santos has many fashionable disguises. Help him decide what to wear with these paper doll outfits! George Santos must have a tough time deciding … Read more
