How Much is a Lie Worth in the Dating Game?
$787.5 million for lies? What about Dating Lies? According to my study, they have different values: One-offs & Whoppers! It’s time for Online Daters to stop the dating … Read more
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100 Things We’ve Learned from the Trump Era! Okay, Just the Last 10!
For the last 7 years (aka Trump Era) we’ve been learning on a curve – but can now see a light at the end of the tunnel! 100 … Read more
Top 10 Reasons Michelangelo Said David’s Penis is So Small!
Michelangelo: “I say, if it was any bigger – THAT would be pornography!” “Size doesn’t matter” says Michelangelo – and that should be carved in stone! Here’s an old … Read more
Top 10 Embarrassing Trump DNA Samples Taken
Breaking News – well, any day now! Like a cornered Lion, Trump’s lying in wait for his DNA samples to be taken, and his comeuppance and/or slap on … Read more
How Covid Made Me Lose My Job…as a Pickpocket! Part 2
An exclusive anonymous expose on the pickpocket trade during a pandemic! Financial Update. In the early days of Covid, being 6 feet apart while having this gig was … Read more
Trump at CPAC: ‘I Will Keep Men Out of Women’s Shorts (I Mean SPORTS) – Top 10 Promises!
And 9 other pie-in-the-sky promises from Donald Trump at CPAC! Donald Trump at CPAC gave the closing speech, saying ‘this is my final battle’ & ‘I will prevent … Read more
Giddy Grand Jury Foreperson Emily Kohrs Speaks! Top 10 Trump Phone Calls
Trump’s gift that keeps on giving: Grand Jury Foreperson Emily Kohrs didn’t just fall off a turnip truck & hit her head – she remembers all his phone … Read more
‘Rats’ The Musical: NYC Vermin Go to Hollywood!
Screenwriters Brad & Peach Pitt take their ‘Rats’ script and fly 5th Class to seek their fortunes & restrooms along the Hollywood Walk of Fame somewhere between Dolly … Read more
Eggs or Gas? Who Do I Have to Cluck to Get Some?
Eggs & I – Fun Facts & Fictional Retorts on a Timer! This Public Service article has only one aim: After you’ve finished, you’ll be 100% turned off … Read more
How Kevin McCarthy Can Save Face: Top 10 Tips
After months of stagnant voting for Speaker of the House, here’s how Kevin McCarthy can save face. How Kevin McCarthy can save face: sure-fire tips for another stubborn … Read more
