Melania’s Hat: Inaugural Showstopper! Top 10 Reasons Why Melania Covered Her Eyes!
Melania’s hat: If the eyes are the windows of the soul – The First Lady needs Venetian Blinds! By this time we all should’ve figured out that Melania … Read more
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Biden Pardons Adam, Eve and the Snake, Thereby Ending ‘Original Sin’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The persistent problem of Original Sin through the ages was finally solved, thanks to the Dark Brandon. In his very last hour … Read more
Yes, You Can Fight the Bastards… and Win!
It’s been my honor to know a few real heroes — people who’ve selflessly dared to fight the bastards! It’s been my honor to know a few real … Read more
Exclusive: What Trump and Obama Were Laughing About at Carter Funeral
At the Jimmy Carter state funeral, Trump and Obama were seen laughing. Find out what about, only in the Humor Times. Inquiring minds want to know. What was … Read more
Fans Cheer for Favorite NFL Teams on Final Weekend Before Democracy Dies
Democracy dies in darkness, or even in broad daylight, if people have higher priorities in their busy lives, like sports watching. Americans rooted for their favorite NFL teams … Read more
Trump Grants Clemency to Al Capone
The new/old prez promises a posthumous pardon to the late notorious Chicago “so-called gangster” Al Capone. In the wake of President Donald J. Trump’s issuance of full and … Read more
An Immodest Proposal: Why the U.S. Should Occupy Greenland
By Rob Gabriel Trump wants to occupy Greenland, an island — which means it is surrounded by water, big water, ocean water. Some obsessions seem to consume Donald … Read more
Trump Seeks Best Disease to Justify Deporting Illegal Aliens
As president, he plans to declare public health emergency to get rid of “nasty illegal aliens.” The Trump Administration is seeking the best communicable disease it can employ … Read more
Trump Sentencing: Retribution Promised
Howls of “Cruel and Unusual Punishment” heard at Mar-a-Lago regarding “unjust” Trump sentencing meted out by Judge Merchan. Citing “cruel and unusual punishment” at the hands of a … Read more
The Billionaire Bros Do the Immigrant Worker Two-Step
A work permit program called H-1B allows corporate billionaire bros to import foreigners to take U.S. jobs. One thing you can say about Donald Trump and his billionaire … Read more
