A Taylor Swift Playlist for Trump’s Pandemic Response
“We are never getting back together” – a Taylor Swift playlist to help you deal with Trump’s pandemic response. Jan. 22, 2020: “We have it totally under control. … Read more
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Last Train to Clarksville: 2020
The Monkees classic “Last Train to Clarksville” gets updated for the time of COVID-19. Take the last train to Clarksville (I’m sorry, what?) And I’ll meet you at … Read more
FBI Investigation: Kavanaugh Failed to Reach Own Goals, Drank Just 97 Kegs of Beer
Explosive new revelation: total kegs of beer don’t add up. Explosive new revelations emerged today about Judge Brett Kavanaugh, whose nomination to the Supreme Court was confirmed by … Read more
The Rise of the Seagull: ‘It’s like something out of a Hitchcock movie’
Seagulls have attacked Michael D. Higgins, the president of Ireland, and he plans to strike back. According to the Merriam-Webster dictionary, a seagull is “a large, common, usually … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/2/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Kim Jong-Un Speculation: Undergoing Sex Change?
Could Kim Jong-Un have been unduly influenced by Dennis Rodman? Kim Jong-Un has not made a public appearance for more than three weeks and now some experts have … Read more
Forget Facebook, Think Faithbook
Faithbook: The blessed social network Undoubtedly, Facebook has been the top tool for social networking up to now, but a new and arguably more innovative social networking alternative has emerged … Read more
10 Step Guide: How to Win Facebook Friends and Influence Virtual People
Keeping and impressing your friends on Facebook is a real art: Here’s how to do it. 1. Send gaming invites every day. This is probably the most crucial … Read more
Game of Groans: George RR Martin Health in Question
George RR Martin pontificates on his unique style of writing Obsessive Game of Thrones fans are truly worried about their beloved author, George RR Martin. Why? Well, he … Read more
Americans Confused: Germany Scored One Touchdown to Beat Brazil, 7-1?
Germany won the football game, but how did Brazil score their extra point? The American public was shocked yesterday to hear that Germany’s football team successfully defeated host … Read more
