Revealed: Modern Science Revolution Led by Band of Deluded Half-Wits
“Fathers of science” found to be nothing but religious nutjobs Modern man, it seems, has been much too generous in his estimation of the supposed “fathers of science.” … Read more
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Study: Guns Linked to Gun Violence
People may kill people, but guns help, turns out According to the American Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives, a recent study revealed that, of all crimes … Read more
Guy Who Gives Free Back Rubs Takes ‘Misogynist’ Comment as Compliment
Don’t bother, guys, his free back rubs are only for the ladies. Albert Grohper is a bit handsy. According to a number of coworkers, though they live their … Read more
Russia: Obama Nixing ‘Red Line’ in Favor of ‘Squiggly Doodle’
“Red lines are so harsh and final,” says prez As Ukraine sits on the brink of a full-scale international conflict and Putin debates over whether or not to … Read more
Beyonce Loses Nail in China, Provides for Local Family for a Year
Beyonce Knowles’ small loss is village’s huge gain Megastar Beyonce Knowles stopped over in China last week after the completion of her Mrs. Carter tour in the hopes … Read more
Millions of Americans Become ‘Nader-Haters’ Because it’s Fun to Say
‘Nader-Haters’ trend going viral with bored surfers Millions of Americans across the contiguous United States have recently jumped on the latest virtual bandwagon — hating presidential candidate Ralph … Read more
Breaking News: Research Shows Fingers All You Need to Type on Keyboard
No thought needed to produce breaking news stories The Institute of Neurological Research, located in Berkeley California, released a shocking new report on human brain function and development … Read more
Employee Misinterprets Company Email that Reads, “Bare with us this Casual Friday…”
A ‘Casual Friday’ gone wild The faithful workers at Syrius Enterprises & Technologies Incorporated had little reason to believe that last Friday would prove to be any different … Read more
Lazy Step-Son Left in Charge During Government Shutdown, Restores Confidence
Government shutdown no problem after all Last Tuesday, as Congress remained deadlocked over spending issues, the U.S. government came to a screeching halt. This marked the eighteenth time … Read more
Melting Glaciers Making Really Nice Ice Cubes for the Inuit
Inuit determined to make the best of disappearing glaciers GREENLAND — Glaciers located at the Earth’s poles continue to melt at a remarkable rate, alarming both scientists and … Read more
