Imagining Dictator Trump’s First Day Back in the White House
His first day back is all about “making America great again,” says the self-described “Dictator on Day One.” This could be America at 12 noon on January 20, … Read more
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Long Sought Tomb Unearthed Under Mar-a-Lago Garage
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Patron Saint of Songwriters and Blues Singers was from ancient times, making this Mar-a-Lago garage discovery quite historic. According to SNN … Read more
Trump to Reinstate Alien-Sedition Acts When Reelected
If elected, Trump said he intends to reinstate the long-discredited Alien-Sedition Acts, implemented more than two centuries ago. In an effort to reprise Founding Father and 2nd President … Read more
Guess Your Neighbor’s Political Party by Their Choice of Debate Snacks
Watch your tight-lipped neighbors gravitate to their own comfort food debate snacks on Harris/Trump Debate Day! But before you sit down with your neighbors breaking bread & crockery … Read more
Taylor Swift Buys Chiefs, Installs Self as Offensive Coordinator
“I thought I could help and had some extra cash lying around.” – Taylor Swift, new Chiefs owner and offensive coordinator. Travis Kelce significant other and global pop … Read more
The Art of the Nickname
The problem with getting a nickname is that in most cases, you didn’t get to choose it. A nickname is usually a descriptive moniker given instead of, or … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Trumpy the Elephant
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Trumpy the Elephant. ANNOUNCER Live from Zoo Miami. It’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY DUNCAN Good morning listeners nationwide. Is … Read more
Not a Womb to Call Their Own: VP Tim Walz’ Tampon Brouhaha
Conservatives latest scare tactic: Boy’s Bathroom Tampon Dispensers! If the results of the 2024 election hangs on the fact that Conservatives say VP Nominee Tim Walz signed a … Read more
Trump Opens Pop-Up Gift Shop in Arlington Cemetery
Gift shop offered attendees a chance to “memorialize their stroll through these hallowed acres with a reasonably priced MAGA” goods. Arlington, VA — Former president Donald Trump’s recent … Read more
Can Mass Media Promote Democracy Instead of Divisiveness? Here’s a Guy Who Did
Here’s a man who actually used his celebrity, position and fame to promote democracy. Every once in a great while, a major media celebrity comes along who puts … Read more
