Plump Grumps Humping to Dump Trump
Will Durst will headline the Humor Times 25th Anniversary Celebration, Wed., April 13th, at Laughs Unlimited in old town Sacramento! See you there! The GOP’s Dump Trump movement … Read more
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Breaking: El Chapo and Trump Both Missing
Bizarre simultaneous disappearance of Trump and El Chapo explained in this exclusive report. On the same day, the notorious El Chapo and the equally notorious Donald Trump have … Read more
Donald Trump: ‘Thin Skin’ Disorder May Lead to Undoing
Doctors have warned Trump not to seek office, as he has such a thin skin when it comes to criticism. In 2012, we reported that Donald Trump had … Read more
The Itchy Vagina Blues
You can complain about a headache all you want, but not a vagina itch. One of the worst things about having an itchy vagina is that you can’t … Read more
Snacking on the Job and Dancing on the Titanic: What I Learned from Magazines This Week
Reading magazines this week, I learned that: Half of American adults eat lunch alone. (New York Times Magazine, 2/28/16) There are currently no openly atheist members of Congress. … Read more
Trump: Hitler Has Gotten a Bum Rap from History
“My man Adolf Hitler often punched his opponents in the face, and he made Germany great again! What’s not to like?” NYC — A flushed and defiant Donald … Read more
A Lengthy Question: A Poem
How big is it? Just how long is Donald Trump’s schlong If I said just an inch, would I be wrong Or maybe it is as big as … Read more
Nostradamus on ‘Dystopia Trump’: Bleak Future Predicted
New screed by Nostradamus discovered: warns of a dystopia governed by “The Orange One.” Nostradamus, the French apothecary, break-dancer and unicyclist, published erotic novels and collections of prophecies … Read more
Excerpts from William Faulkner’s “The Donald”
Did you know William Faulkner wrote a novel based on Donald Trump? Well, our intrepid writer dug it up, and here’s an exclusive excerpt, just for Humor Times … Read more
Cell Phones, Dogs and Barbie Dolls: What I Learned from Magazines This Week
Reading magazines this week, I learned that: Elton John doesn’t get along with his mother, so she spent her 90th birthday with an Elton John impersonator. (Rolling Stone, … Read more
