Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/8/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
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Kind of Okay Tuesday
What’s so “super” about Super Tuesday? It’s become painfully obvious that the term “Super Tuesday” was coined for the quantity of elections contested, not the quality of participants … Read more
Sixty-One Year Old Librarian Finds Happiness with 900-Year Old Time Lord
Keeping up-to-date on David Tennant I’m thinking of quitting my job so that I can pursue my true purpose in life, which is keeping up-to-date on David Tennant. … Read more
Scalia’s Ghost Apologizes after Meeting with Founding Fathers
Spooky former Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia admitted from Purgatory that his ‘Originalist’ theories were just ‘arglebargle, applesauce and jiggery-pokery.’ PURGATORY – Demands by the Heritage Foundation that … Read more
2016 Presidential Bumper Stickers for the Rest of Us
Enough with the old tired slogans – here are some bumper stickers we can relate to. PLEASE – JUST HOLD THE ELECTION NOW AND GET IT OVER … Read more
Sleeping Apes and Washing Dishes: What I Learned from Magazines this Week
Reading magazines this week, I learned that: Every 34 seconds, someone in the U.S. has a heart attack. (AARP Magazine 3/16) Mike Love is considered one of the … Read more
Humor Times Anniversary Celebration, April 13th: 25 Years!
Don’t miss the Humor Times anniversary bash, starring comedian Will Durst and featuring a “Short History of the Humor Times” slide show! The Humor Times will be 25 … Read more
‘I’m the Yuuugest Dick in America, Maybe the World!’ Trump Yells as Rubio Mocks his Penis Size
GOP front runner Trump produces doctor’s certificate, threatens to sue, following Rubio’s ‘Small Hands, Small Penis’ gibe. NYC – Presidential candidate Donald Trump exploded “orgasmically” today — his … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/1/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Virgin Repair Kit
FBI vs Apple: Battle Royale between the righteous and the wicked This huge brouhaha between the FBI and Apple Inc. has escalated into a Battle Royale between the … Read more
